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BAR HORSE!
Posted by: Boxie on May 9, 2005 @ 3:29 am
a guy walks into a bar and to his amazment see’s a horse standing in the corner... thinking this was quite strange he sat at the bar, ordered a pint and asked the barman what the fuck a horse was doing standing in the corner of his bar. "well, we have a competition", pointing to a jar of cash on the bar. "oh yeah"? replies the man. "yeah all you have to do to win this cash is make the horse laugh" ... "hahaha easy" says the man, he walks over to the horse, whispers something in his ear and all of a sudden the horse Pisses himself laughing, he casually walks over to the bar puts the jar of cash under his arm, downs his pint and walks out.
He comes back in the next day and see’s the horse there AGAIN! "so how easy will it be to take your money today?" ... "hahaha I dont think so mate, today you have to make him cry!" ..." EASY" .. he walks over to the horse and everyone is looking over trying to see whats happening, sure enough the horse breaks down in tears... He grabs his cash and starts to walk out.. "wait wait" says the barman, "atleast tell us how you did it?" " well to make him laugh, i whispered into his ear... My dicks bigger than yours, then i showed him"! |
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| From: |
lamont on May 12, 2005 @ 2:34 pm |
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that joke is sooooooooooo over used on this site it is no longer
funny. fuck you |
| From: |
stacy on May 14, 2005 @ 5:15 am |
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hahaha good joke. Yeah and the whole world DOES hate yanks! Europe rules!! american idiots! |
| From: |
Megan on June 8, 2005 @ 11:51 pm |
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I don’t really care if you guys hate Americans, that is your perrogotive.... but really do you think bashing them like that makes YOU look any better than them? |
| From: |
AJ on September 10, 2005 @ 12:01 pm |
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Go Megan lol. I like that. |
| From: |
british on October 11, 2005 @ 3:09 pm |
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yanks, where to start about yanks, what the hell has a trunk got to do with a car? and its jelly, not jello... plus youre all about four times the waist size of me, fat buggers. |
| From: |
RUBBLE on October 25, 2005 @ 11:45 am |
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GO WANK YOUR SELF CHAP!!!! |
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