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Kinda Short but Funny!
Posted by: matt on May 20, 2005 @ 3:12 am

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Late one night, a man stumbles into his local pub...............

He motions for the bartender and ask’s for 12 shots of Jack Daniels...........

He starts drinking them as quickly as he can..............

The bartender asks: "Why are you drinking them so fast?"..............

The man replies: "You would be too if you had what I have....."..........

The Bartender asks: "Well.... what do you have?"...........

The man replies: "75 Cents"


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From: nick on May 28, 2005 @ 5:30 pm
Comment: you suck dick

From: sleepy on May 31, 2005 @ 1:48 pm
Comment: what the fuck was going throgh your head when u wrote that dumbass joke you fuckin dumb shit

From: Mr. T on June 14, 2005 @ 2:04 pm
Comment: Hey sleepy. Go back to bed and suck nick.

From: yo mama on June 26, 2005 @ 2:00 am
Comment: the fuck was that u should go back to bed an keep on screwing your sister

From: mr.b on June 26, 2005 @ 2:02 am
Comment: what the fuck was that u fuckin asshole.

From: sam gillmon on July 2, 2005 @ 3:12 pm
Comment: tht was a crap joke

From: me on October 11, 2005 @ 3:09 pm
Comment: it was a pleasantly surprising joke, with a clever use of common words, adding to its comical value. well done! ;o)

From: Mr.Bigglesworth on October 11, 2005 @ 3:09 pm
Comment: HE OWNS YOU ALL!

From: You on November 1, 2005 @ 11:16 am
Comment: Hmmm, I indeed thought that was a pleasant joke,too mate. But A surpizing ending, Just SHOCKED me, indeed. It was clever and A use Of 75 Cents, that was funny, mate. Good Job =).

From: Wiezak on May 10, 2006 @ 1:13 pm
Comment: What the difference between your jokes and your shit?
Nothing.

From: B on June 2, 2006 @ 10:57 am
Comment: whew i glad you told that one and not me lol after those coments....

From: daniela on August 12, 2006 @ 10:54 am
Comment: why are ppl so mean i thought it was hilarious lol :)

   
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