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green pink and yellow
Posted by: jess on May 31, 2005 @ 10:00 pm

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once upon a time a princess was awaiting three of the smartest men ton see her. well when the arrived at the gate the guard told them they had to say a sentyence with green pink and yellow in it to enter. so the first man siad he had a green pink and yellow bowl and he entererd . the second man said he had a green pink and yellow dress . the third man thought and thought and finally said with confidance " i hear the phone go grren grren grren I pink it it up and say ’ YELLOW?’ ’’


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From: Alcibiades on June 9, 2005 @ 3:46 pm
Comment: i think you left out the punchline hun cuz it ain’t very funny :P

From: jess the writer on June 12, 2005 @ 9:11 pm
Comment: first of all dont call me hun and second you must be dumb ’cuz’ the whole thing waz the punch line!!! and b-i-*-*-* it waz funny!!!!!

From: lyssa on June 12, 2005 @ 9:13 pm
Comment: that was ok i guess ,it was soposed to be mexicans wasnt it?

From: Mr. T on June 14, 2005 @ 1:00 pm
Comment: Mr. T don’t like that joke hun. Don’t get your panties all up in a bunch.

From: Amelia on July 7, 2005 @ 10:40 am
Comment: Eh... it’s okay

From: SLADE on September 9, 2005 @ 11:07 am
Comment: was that joke aimed at kindergarden kids?

From: AJ on September 10, 2005 @ 12:01 pm
Comment: Ohh I thought it was funny...when i was 5....LAME

From: RUBBLE on October 25, 2005 @ 11:44 am
Comment: STUPID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

From: Carlos Mendoza on December 8, 2005 @ 11:11 am
Comment: I was trying to cross the border from Mexico into the U.S. I was doin’ it at night. I got pinked up by the border patrol. I told them that I’m a citizen but they didn’t believe me. They said "Use the words ’green, pink and yellow in a sentance and we let you into the U.S.A."

I said " The phone rang "Green, green, green so I pinked it up and said yellow!"

From: tony Ferris on March 25, 2006 @ 3:36 pm
Comment: boooooo

From: Party on April 3, 2006 @ 3:33 pm
Comment: Heard it before but u said it wrong it was an indian trying to get his US citizenship it goes Green, Green Green Yellow mujibar pinking how may i help u ......... he now works at IBMs helpdesk

From: dont need to kno on April 13, 2006 @ 10:50 am
Comment: well i heard it before and it was supposed to have an indian an american and i italian in it but what ever

From: you on April 21, 2006 @ 6:54 am
Comment: i agree with Alcibiades

   
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