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Top Ten Drunk Jokes
Posted by: Steven Cook on June 4, 2005 @ 5:08 pm
Top ten signs that you are too drunk
* 10. You have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling off the Earth.
* 9. Mosquitoes catch a buzz after attacking you.
* 8. The back of your head keeps getting hit by the toilet seat.
* 7. Your idea of cutting back is less salt.
* 6. You can focus better with one eye closed.
* 5. You fall off the floor.
* 5.cont. The whole bar greets you when you come in.
* 4. You haven’t had a driver’s license in such a long time that you have forgotten what one looks like.
* 3. Roseanne looks good.
* 2. You don’t recognize your wife/husband unless seen through bottom of glass.
* 1. You spent more time on the floor than you do standing up. |
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| From: |
Mr. T on June 14, 2005 @ 12:46 pm |
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Wow your really crankin up the comedy.........Not |
| From: |
SLADE on September 9, 2005 @ 11:07 am |
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only 10?....y not 20?...ill tell u y.....coz ther shit..! |
| From: |
gazza on September 19, 2005 @ 11:49 am |
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nobhead |
| From: |
mistro on October 11, 2005 @ 3:10 pm |
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exactly pure utter shite! my grama cud tel betta jokes than that! i think u need 2 take sum serious lesson in comedy! |
| From: |
tigerlady on October 19, 2005 @ 12:10 am |
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SLADE"S comment was funnier than the joke!!! |
| From: |
sex-z one on November 11, 2005 @ 11:44 pm |
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aw i thought it was funny |
| From: |
WRANGLER on December 30, 2005 @ 10:53 am |
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I THINK YOU ARE HUMOR IMPAIRED!!! TRY BRICKLAYING FOR A HOBBY! |
| From: |
LayLow on January 3, 2006 @ 11:44 am |
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Bricklaying? How Old Are We For Real.....
This Is The Internet And Your Getting Riled Up Over A Poorly Told Joke?
Wow Seem Each Of You Guys Has A Hell Of A Life.....
Syke.... |
| From: |
beth on April 15, 2006 @ 11:12 am |
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YOU SUCK! |
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B on June 2, 2006 @ 10:57 am |
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the one good thing about a bad joke is all the people who post a coment.... meaning if there is more than 12 comments don’t bother reading guys.... and gals |
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