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Three stunts
Posted by: Detroit Fan 1101 on June 28, 2005 @ 4:22 pm

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One day there was a new guyy in town. he walked in to a bar and see’s a jar of ten dollar bills and asked whats the jar for. the bartender says its for 3 stunts so the guy asked what they are the bartender said first u have to pay up so the guy paid $10. and the bartender tells him the (remember this inportant for end)first stunt is drinking a bottle of tequila with no sweat (2) pull a sore tooth of a pit bull (3) make it right for a old lady the guy said woah only a fool would do that
after he drank a couple beer he asked for the bottle of tequila no sweat then he rushed out the bar to the back.first there was barking then a schreech then silence when he came back in he said "where that ladie with the sore tooth"


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From: Amelia on July 7, 2005 @ 10:40 am
Comment: Haha. That’s pretty good. ALthough the first itme I read a joke like this it was an alligator instead of a pitbull

From: leslie on July 15, 2005 @ 11:05 am
Comment: i dont get it

From: ???????? on July 18, 2005 @ 12:47 pm
Comment: That was confusing!

From: jupie on August 22, 2005 @ 12:09 pm
Comment: i dont get it

From: AJ on September 10, 2005 @ 12:00 pm
Comment: Whats not to get? He did to the dog what he was sposed to do to the lady.

From: sum1 on August 17, 2006 @ 10:54 am
Comment: i had to read it twice, but yeah that was ok

   
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