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Monkey and a billiard ball
Posted by: Amelia on July 7, 2005 @ 1:16 am
| A man walks into a bar with a monkey on his shoulder and orders a drink. The monkey jumps off the man’s shoulder and eats all the nuts and pretzels from the bowls. The monkey then jumps onto the pool table and eats the billiard ball. The bartender says, "Hey you’re monkey just ate my billiard ball!" The monkey’s owner says, "Yeah, the little twerp eats everything in sight. I’ll pay for a new billiard ball." A few days later the man comes back with the monkey. The monkey grabs a cherry, sticks it into it’s butt then pulls it out and eats it. The bartender looks disgusted and tells the monkey’s owner. The owner says "Yeah, the little twerp still eats everything in sight but after eating that billiard ball he always measures." |
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| From: |
amber@####u.com on August 2, 2005 @ 10:21 am |
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that was kinda funny |
| From: |
Mashud Ahmed on September 19, 2005 @ 11:49 am |
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wht does he measure, u sad pathetic loser |
| From: |
moncho on September 28, 2005 @ 8:56 am |
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he measures to see if he can get it out after he eats it, slow ass Mashu Ahmed Hasim Baba |
| From: |
pootles on September 28, 2005 @ 8:56 am |
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mashud whatever-
go fuck yourself. if you can’t understand this simple (but good :D) joke, youare seriously retarded. He’s measuring the size because obviously the billiard ball was too big to fit out its ass.
Get it now, bitch? |
| From: |
piggylove19 on October 11, 2005 @ 3:09 pm |
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it’s well funny! lol LMAO! |
| From: |
Krazy 8 on October 11, 2005 @ 3:10 pm |
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That shit was funny |
| From: |
justin on October 11, 2005 @ 3:10 pm |
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mashud, you’re a dumbass. |
| From: |
RUBBLE on October 25, 2005 @ 11:44 am |
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GREAT JOKE...........MASHUD GO BACK TO WHERE YOU CAME FROM. |
| From: |
MIKE ROTCH on June 30, 2006 @ 11:10 am |
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MIKE ROTCH ITCHES! |
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