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handjob
Posted by: moakley on October 4, 2005 @ 4:47 pm

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A guy walks into a pub and sees a sighn above the bar that reads..
ham sandwich’s $2
chicken sandwich’s $3
hand jobs $4

so the man walks up to the hot woman with big tits behind the bar and ask’s excuse me are you the one who does the hand jobs?
she smiles at him and sais yes

the man then replies can you wash your hands i would like a ham sandwich


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From: ??? on October 13, 2005 @ 12:04 pm
Comment: ?????????????????????????????????????

From: TLH on October 21, 2005 @ 11:47 am
Comment: that sucked

From: RUBBLE on October 25, 2005 @ 11:44 am
Comment: VERY FUNNY!!!!!

From: stonerchic on November 1, 2005 @ 11:16 am
Comment: that was funny

From: mikejones on November 4, 2005 @ 7:19 am
Comment: that shit suckedddddd asshole

From: badcab on November 7, 2005 @ 2:48 pm
Comment: What kind of a joke is that. That sucks bigtime!

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From: ballz johnson on December 7, 2005 @ 11:24 am
Comment: that joke was half decent. or at least its better than some of the others ive read on this site

From: sir smokey77 on December 9, 2005 @ 12:15 pm
Comment: that was fucking gay !!!!!!!!!!

From: Hynze on December 9, 2005 @ 12:16 pm
Comment: That was fukin funny ass shit

From: blondie on February 10, 2006 @ 10:55 am
Comment: WHAT????????????!!!!!!!!!!???????

From: mikkey on February 17, 2006 @ 10:26 am
Comment: some thorough crap

From: Mark on February 28, 2006 @ 10:57 am
Comment: very good!

From: sex machine on March 3, 2006 @ 12:16 pm
Comment: pretty funny

From: bob on March 13, 2006 @ 3:03 pm
Comment: that was fuckin....... corny

From: natasha on May 13, 2006 @ 7:33 am
Comment: that is one of the best jockes ever

From: shelly mathes on June 30, 2006 @ 11:09 am
Comment: 2 thumbs uppy

From: Dre on August 22, 2006 @ 3:02 pm
Comment: i would have went with the chicken

   
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