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Mexicans lost in the desert
Posted by: RomNotts on March 27, 2006 @ 3:40 pm
> Please no dodgy Mexican accents !
> > Two Mexicans are stuck in the desert, wandering aimlessly and close to
> > death. They are close to just lying down and waiting for the
inevitable,
> > when all of a sudden......."Hey Pepe, do you smell what I smell.
> >Ees bacon,
> > I is sure of eet". "Si, Luis, eet smells like bacon to meee". So, with
> > renewed strength, they struggle off up the next sand dune, and
> >there,
in
> > the distance, is a tree, just loaded with bacon.
> >
> >
> >
> > There’s raw bacon, dripping with moisture, there’s fried bacon,
> >back bacon,
> > double smoked bacon...every imaginable kind of cured pig meat you can
> > imagine!!
> >
> >
> >
> > "Pepe, Pepe, we ees saved. Eees a bacon tree". "Luis, are sure ees
> > not
a
> > meerage? We ees in the desert, don’ forget". "Pepe, when deed you
> >ever hear
> > of a meerage that smeell of bacon...ees no meerage, ees a bacon
> >tree".
> >
> >
> >
> > And with that...Luis races towards the tree. He gets to within 5
metres,
> > Pepe following closely behind, when all of a sudden, a machine gun
opens
> > up, and Luis is cut down in his tracks. It is clear he is mortally
> >wounded
> > but, true friend that he is, he manages to warn Pepe with his
> >dying breath.
> >
> > "Pepe...go back man, you was right, ees not a bacon tree"
> >
> > "Luis, Luis mi amigo...what ees eet?"
> >
> >
> >
> > "Pepe...ees not a bacon tree....
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > Ees.....
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > Ees.....
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > Ees..............................
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > .................
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > Ees, a Ham Bush"
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| From: |
allan burt on March 28, 2006 @ 10:12 am |
| Comment: |
Very Good |
| From: |
kimmy on April 1, 2006 @ 12:15 pm |
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very cool joke
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| From: |
blahblahblah on April 3, 2006 @ 3:33 pm |
| Comment: |
that was kinda stupid....plus you are writing with a french accent....duh
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| From: |
BOBE on April 15, 2006 @ 11:13 am |
| Comment: |
Heard it before and it is alright |
| From: |
GAY! on June 2, 2006 @ 10:57 am |
| Comment: |
GAYEST SHIT I HAVE EVER HEARD IN MY LIFE! TAKE IT OFF! |
| From: |
trish on July 17, 2006 @ 10:07 am |
| Comment: |
Hell yeah i like that one Gay! dosen’t know a good damn joke huh
unless your offended HA HA
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| From: |
mike on July 18, 2006 @ 3:18 pm |
| Comment: |
to fuckin long and stupid |
| From: |
tester on July 29, 2006 @ 4:28 pm |
| Comment: |
this joke rocks and who ever dont agree doesnt have any humour |
| From: |
Jdef on August 22, 2006 @ 3:02 pm |
| Comment: |
I find this joke VERY offensive... ain’t no way anyone is gonna mistake a ham bush for a bacon tree |
| From: |
gloria on October 11, 2006 @ 11:14 am |
| Comment: |
what a dumbass!!! make better jokes. they suck!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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