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Man and Grapes
Posted by: mariner on April 17, 2006 @ 0:51 am

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This man walks into the bar and asks the bartender "hey man u got any grapes?" The bartender responds "no man try tommorow we are restocking tonight" "Okay" the guy says and leaves.

The next day the same guy comes in and asks "hey u got any grapes" the bartender says "nope" and the guy leaves. This continues for a week straight. Finally the bartender says " I swear to god if u come in here again lookin for grape I’m gonna take a hammer and nails and nails ur penis to the wall.

The next day the guy comes in and asks" hey u got any nails?"

"nope"

"u got any grapes?"


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From: sarah on April 26, 2006 @ 12:08 pm
Comment: kinda funny, old concept

From: mizz.amanda on May 10, 2006 @ 1:13 pm
Comment: thats soo gay

From: lol on May 13, 2006 @ 7:33 am
Comment: that was hailorass get it hairass

From: Otto Ronstadt on May 29, 2006 @ 12:38 pm
Comment: yeah...no it...just no not funny...

From: xx on June 22, 2006 @ 1:18 pm
Comment: kind of...

From: danny100 on June 26, 2006 @ 10:49 am
Comment: what the fu+k

From: turno on July 5, 2006 @ 10:37 am
Comment: that was funny but ive herd better

From: serena on July 7, 2006 @ 3:13 pm
Comment: no, not funny

   
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