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A Snail Visit’s a bar...
Posted by: Dan on September 25, 2006 @ 4:56 pm
...One sunday afternoon a bartender is closing up shop for the day...he suddently hears a soft knock at the door...he opens up the front door looks around and see’s nothing...he glances down and see’s a snail standing there with a napsack...the snail say’s "hey man i’ve had a rough couple of days...Can I get a beer?" The bartender says..."no i’m sorry, we don’t serve snails here and besides....i’m closin’ up for the day." He shut’s the door and goes back to work.
The following day the bartender hears a familiar knock at the door...he opens the front door and looks down...sure enough there’s the snail again..."Can I get a beer?" the snail asks..."I told you no! we don’t serve snails here!" says the bartender and closes the door.
The day after he hears that same knock...the bartender is furious! He throws down his dish rag...storm’s to the door...and throws it open...looks down and says "what do you want!!??" The snail says "Hey man can I please have a...." and before he can finish the bartender violently kicks the snail all the way down the street...and slam’s the door shut...
a year later...business is great...it’s friday night...the bartender hears a violent knock on the door...the entire bar comes to a standstill....He opens the door, looks around, nobody. Suddently he feels a tap on his ankle..."hey a**hole....what was that for??" |
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javier on October 5, 2006 @ 11:04 am |
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i dont get it |
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VS on October 11, 2006 @ 11:15 am |
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Stupid joke |
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liam on October 12, 2006 @ 10:46 am |
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awsome joke
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bob on October 18, 2006 @ 10:36 am |
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what is it meant to get at
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james on October 18, 2006 @ 10:36 am |
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I feel like the moments I took to read the joke are forever gone and I can never get them back. |
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