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gorilla fight
Posted by: tavo del 8cho on January 26, 2007 @ 9:59 am

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This guy walks into a bar and sees the bartender looking kind of upset, so he goes up to him and asks him, "what’s wrong?" the bartender says, "Nah nothing, it’s just that this white guy always comes into my bar and starts to slap people around once he gets drunk." so the guy says, "hey I’ll make you a deal, give me free beer and I’ll give u my 800lb. gorilla I got at home and whenever this guy gets rowdy just let him lose on the guy." so the bartender says what the heck and the next day the white guy shows up and starts gettin really hammered. the bartender says, "ok I think you’ve had enough, I can’t give you any more beer." so the white guy slaps him and says, "I’ll tell you when I’ve had enough!" Upset the bartender goes to the back and opens the cage and lets the gorilla out they start going at it all over the bar. they roll out of the bar and a couple of minutes later the white guy shows up at the door and dusts himself off and says, "fuckin niggers, you give em’ a fur coat and they think they own the place!"


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