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Vampire’s Drink
Posted by: Stevie on May 15, 2007 @ 8:32 am

A vampire walks into a bar and orders a hot glass of water. The bartender retrieves his order and hands it to him, and the vampire pulls out a used tampon.

"What the hell’s that for?" the bartender asks, obviously disgusted.

"Oh," replies the vampire, "I’m making tea."

:)

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