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Betting Man
Posted by: Amelia on April 23, 2004 @ 8:42 pm
A guy walks into a bar and asks the bar tender if he’s in a betting mood
"Oh I’m always in a betting mood" replies the bartender, "Okay" says the man I bet you $100 I can lick my left eye" The bartender is sure this is impossible and bets. Sure enough the man pulls out his glass eye and licks it, the bartender pays him and the man leaves. The next day the same man walks in and says "Bartender are you in a bettin’ mood?"
"Oh I’m always in a bettin’ mood" says the bartender so the man bets another $100 he can lick his right eye. The bartender thinks no way in hell can this man have to glass eyes, so he agrees. Sure enough the man takes out hs right glass eye and licks it. The bartender pays up.
The next day the man walks in and asks the bartender if he’s in a bettin mood. This time the bartenders a little hesitant but asks what the bet is. The man says I bet ya $500 I can piss straight in that shot glass and not get a dop of it anywhere else. " The bartender thinks this nearly impossible and agrees. The man whips out his dick pisses all over the bar all over the floor and all over the bartender. The bartender pleased that he just one the bet starts laughing and so does the man.
The bartender says now I know why I’m so happy but what the hell are you laughing at?" The man says
"See that guy in the corner, I just bet hin $1,000 I’d piss all over you and your bar and alls you’d do was laugh!" |
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KP on May 14, 2004 @ 10:22 pm |
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it’s funny, it teaches you to be careful when u bet people. |
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Joe on June 28, 2004 @ 9:44 pm |
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I liked the way Quinten Tarrentino tells it in Desperado better. |
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