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Posted by: jay&jay on May 6, 2004 @ 3:06 am
| Bob asks his wife to watch the bar for awhile as he has to run some errands.While Bob is gone an old friend, Fred, comes in..orders a beer and asks for Bob..wife tells him he’ll be back shortly.. while drinking his beer..he tells the wife if she’ll show him her right breast he’ll pay her $100 dollars.. she thinks about it for awhile and says what the hell.. she shows him her right breast.. he pays her the money and tells her for peek of her left breast he’ll pay her another $100..she picks up her shirt and shows him her left breast..he pays her..orders another drink..and tells her, he’ll pay her $200 dollars to see both breasts and just rub them a little..she objects at first then says what the hell.. picks up her shirt, shows off both breasts..Fred rubs them a little.. pays her, finishes his drink and leaves the bar.. a short while later Bob comes back and asks how things were.. the wife tells him that an old friend of his stopped in.... Bob asks if it was Fred..and the wife says yes.. Bob then asks if he left the $400 dollars Fred owed him!!!!! |
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| From: |
Pappa Roach on May 14, 2004 @ 3:40 am |
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That was fucking hell good. |
| From: |
johnny on June 12, 2004 @ 10:14 pm |
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good one by garsh |
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jermiah on June 22, 2004 @ 1:17 am |
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hahahaha that was good oh my god dude u rule at jokes lol |
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cube on July 9, 2004 @ 1:12 am |
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one of the rare jokes of DSL that is decent |
| From: |
Cube on July 9, 2004 @ 1:16 am |
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We do break hoes
We don’t fuck with fake hoes
Yeah, we make hoes
Strip down to they panty hose
Pop your whip, now grab that bitch
Pimping Cube ain’t having it
Oh you like pussy, congratulations
I’m trying to get your ass in my congregations
I keep three hoes in my room at one time
Two nickels and the other’s a dime
You wouldn’t wanna, keep a hood on her
when I’m dropping that motherfucking wood on her
Cause I perform, a G like Warren
a nigga getting paid off shooting porn
They call me the black folks President
Cube Heffner mixed with a little bit of Doggy Flint
Banging this parliament, come get a bar with this
You would wanna be a part of this, oh bitch ass nigga
quit playing with the hoe, and let me borrow the bitch
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| From: |
?? on July 11, 2004 @ 5:57 pm |
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dude, cube, those are, uhh, pretty interesting man. |
| From: |
C o o K on October 4, 2004 @ 2:23 pm |
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THAT WAS FUCKIN HILARIOUS!!
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| From: |
JUSTIN on October 11, 2005 @ 3:11 pm |
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CUBE IS A DUMB-ASS. GROW UP AND GET A LIFE. |
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