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the leprechan
Posted by: James on June 12, 2004 @ 7:13 pm
A man is down on his luck. He just lost his job and his car’s engine blew up. He decides to go to the bar to drown his sorrows in some drinks.
When he goes to take a leak, there is a leprechan at the urinal next to him.
"whats wrong me laddy? You look depressed"
the man tells him his problems. the leprechan replies " hey, I can help you out." the man says "ohyeah, you got a pot of gold, dont you? "
"yep", the leprechan says "just let me fu@k you in your ass and I’ll give you some gold." the man says "no thanks" and goes home.
The next day his wife leaves him and he has 20$ left to his name. he decides to go drinking to try to forget. He goes to take a piss and the leprechan is in there again.
"hello me laddy, how are things"
the man replies "everything is worse, my wife is gone and I’m broke."
"well son, remember, my offer still stands" After a few minutes the man gives in and says "fine,i really need the money ,just do it".
The man bends over and the leprechan goes to town on him.
the man screams "i cant believe I’m letting you do this!"
the leprechan replies" yeah, well I can’t believe you fell for that leprechan shit" |
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| From: |
yoyoyo on June 16, 2004 @ 2:49 am |
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thats fuking funy |
| From: |
big ben on June 21, 2004 @ 5:25 am |
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that is so cool it should have 6 stars |
| From: |
cube on June 26, 2004 @ 2:38 am |
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allowance, nigga that aint man shit / cowards nigga that aint man shit, only my motherfuckin momma nigga hold me down/ quit switchin dicks |
| From: |
bowser on June 26, 2004 @ 2:36 pm |
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shit - don’t know this "cube" fucker & already hate his ass !!!!!! buncha jiive spew that makes sense only to a crack - head !!!!!!!!!!!!! dum fucker !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
| From: |
bob on june 30, 2004 on June 30, 2004 @ 11:48 pm |
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thats fuckin funny!!!!!!!!!
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| From: |
beshlev on July 3, 2004 @ 8:49 am |
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THAT IS SO FUNNY, MAN! LEPRECHANS ARE FUNNY! |
| From: |
cube on July 9, 2004 @ 1:09 am |
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I gots to do it
Yes Yes loc’, we keep the best smoke
Me and my nigga, my nerve, my kinfolk
I kick a bitch in the ass and then smoke
I’m a motherfucking fool in the pool doing the breaststroke
You want a problem, then lets go
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| From: |
cube on July 9, 2004 @ 7:59 pm |
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good joke by the way nigga |
| From: |
Jay&Jay on July 18, 2004 @ 6:01 am |
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Man i thought i was the only one that dissed the Cube bitch. |
| From: |
Cube on July 18, 2004 @ 1:52 pm |
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whos dissing me? |
| From: |
Mary on July 20, 2004 @ 11:29 pm |
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All ya’ll need to learn how to talk. That "slang" stuff is out! |
| From: |
vato loco on July 27, 2004 @ 6:24 pm |
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Jay&Jay and bowser are fuck buddies. |
| From: |
killa on July 31, 2004 @ 7:15 pm |
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don’t forget mary |
| From: |
Jay&Jay on August 24, 2004 @ 1:07 am |
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Killa did i say talk yet?
umm NO so shut up!!! |
| From: |
Fah_Q on February 27, 2005 @ 6:03 pm |
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You kids need to grow some hair on your nuts and stop slingin shit at each other. |
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