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Drankin Tequila
Posted by: Shaun on June 21, 2004 @ 2:49 pm
| A guy is sitting at a bar in a skyscraper restaurant high above the city. He’s slamming tequila left and right. He grabs one, drinks it, goes over to a window and jumps out. The guy who was sitting next to him couldn’t believe that the guy had just done that. He was more surprised when, ten minutes later, the same guy, unscathed, comes walking back into the bar and sits back down next to him. The astonished guy asks "How did you do that? I just saw you jump out that window and we’re hundreds of feet above the GROUND!". The jumper responds by slurring, "Well, I don’t get it either. I slam a shot of tequila and when I jump out the window, the tequila makes me slow down right before I hit the ground. Watch." He takes a shot, slams it down, goes to the window and jumps out. The other guy runs to the window and watches as the guy falls until right before the ground, slows down and lands softly on his feet. A few minutes later, the guy walks back into the bar. The other guy has to try it too, so he orders a shot of tequila. He drinks it and goes to the window and jumps. As he reaches the bottom, he doesn’t slow down at all...SPLAT! The first guy orders another shot of tequila and the bartender says to him, "You’re really an asshole when you’re drunk, Superman." |
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| From: |
iro on July 19, 2004 @ 12:54 pm |
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that was clever and funny I’d give it 10 stars and I dare anyone to disagree |
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Mystika on July 20, 2004 @ 11:25 pm |
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Hmmm, different... lol |
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Jay&Jay on August 7, 2004 @ 4:48 pm |
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I give it a 9!!! |
| From: |
loco on August 9, 2004 @ 3:18 pm |
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I give you an F!!
For fuck off. |
| From: |
Xyclops on August 27, 2004 @ 3:29 am |
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man loco you really are the biggest asshole ive ever seen, and thats pretty big as ive seen ur mum’s! |
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Jay&Jay on August 28, 2004 @ 7:09 pm |
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Hahahaha |
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MarK on August 28, 2004 @ 7:10 pm |
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I agree with Xyclops, and everyone againced Loco wich IS everyone! |
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love acting stupid on April 20, 2005 @ 7:07 pm |
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awsome joke my sis didn’t understand |
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Dicey Riley on May 8, 2005 @ 6:01 pm |
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Funny guy |
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me on October 23, 2006 @ 11:07 am |
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you ass u stole my damn joke. |
| From: |
me on October 23, 2006 @ 11:07 am |
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you ass u stole my damn joke. |
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