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3 Europeans
Posted by: Shaun on June 23, 2004 @ 6:25 pm

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A Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman walk into a pub. They proceed to each buy a pint of Guinness. Just as they were about to enjoy their creamy beverage three flies landed in each of their pints,and were stuck in the thick head.

The Englishman pushed his beer away from him in disgust. The Scotsman fished the offending fly out of his beer and continued drinking it as if nothing had happened. The Irishman too, picked the fly out of his drink, held it out over the beer and then started yelling, "SPIT IT OUT, SPIT IT OUT YOU FUCKING BASTARD!!!"


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From: Cube on July 7, 2004 @ 9:01 pm
Comment: My nigga smoke with one lung
If he cough he might die, passin me trees
The liquor bottle’s almost empty
We about to collide, with the enemy
Only way you die if it’s meant to be
You fuckin with a general
No discussion is the principle we bustin it’s the end of you
Now we knockin on your mama door
Like we cam to fix the sink; my kind of war
Death, angels comin for you
Spirit horse runnin from your body like Young Guns 1 and 2
Paramedics fightin for you, who’s gonna win?

From: CooK on October 4, 2004 @ 1:43 pm
Comment: not a bad joke :P

From: JUSTIN on October 11, 2005 @ 3:11 pm
Comment: CUBE, YOU’RE A MORON.

From: Fifty Cent Peice on June 19, 2006 @ 4:02 pm
Comment: Yeah "Cube" it is nice that you can copy down someone else’s lyrics..............gay ass bitch.

   
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