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never make a wish in ireland!
Posted by: mitchell greenwood on June 30, 2004 @ 8:08 am
a man sneaks into a pub and sits in the corner with an ostrich and a cat.
the man clears his throat and says "well then who’s buying the first round?"
the cat replys sharply "no way who the fuck do you think i am?"
the ostrich interupts and says "i will! i will!"
after they have all finished there drinks the man says "rite who’s getting the second round?"
the cat shouts "dont even fucking ask me!"
the man then reply’s with "ok, ok i will!"
so the man go’s to the bar and buy’s the drinks(the man forgets his change)so the bar man follow’s him back to his seats,when he see’s the ostrich and cat that are with him he stubbernly says "no animals in ere mate!"
the barman then says "but whilst im here mate where did you get that ostrich from?"
"i got them together" "ill explain" he says
"i was in ireland havin a great time",on my own lookin at the beautiful scenery"the man says
"then from under a rock a leprechaun pops up!",and says "ill grant you two wishes!"
the man reply’s "great i’ll have a tall bird and a tight pussy!"
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mitch,the author! on July 2, 2004 @ 6:54 am |
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gr8 joke!
added a bit more humor 2this and its worked4the best...lol
id like 2thank my mom,dad and friends for all there help.....lol |
| From: |
peter dragon on July 2, 2004 @ 1:32 pm |
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Public Service Message : Remember, buy a 5th on the 3rd so you can drink it on 4th . |
| From: |
SKrAppY on July 22, 2004 @ 11:36 pm |
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this joke really fucking blows, i cant beleive i just sat here and read this stupid fucking thing.... Mitch your retarted |
| From: |
loco on July 27, 2004 @ 6:18 pm |
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I agree |
| From: |
Xyclops on August 27, 2004 @ 3:27 am |
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that was a good joke! |
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