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Bar Troubles
Posted by: Cube on July 9, 2004 @ 3:41 am
An attractive woman goes up to the bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the barman who comes over immediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face close to hers. When he does so, she begins to gently caress his beard which is full and bushy.
"Are you the manager?" she asks, softly stroking his face with both hands.
"Actually, no" he replies.
"Can you get him for me - I need to speak to him?" she asks, running her hands up beyond his beard and into his hair.
"I’m afraid I can’t" breathes the barman - clearly aroused. "Is there anything I can do?"
"Yes there is. I need you to give him a message" she continues huskily, popping a couple of fingers into his mouth and allowing him to suck them gently. "Tell him that there is no toilet paper in the ladies room."
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peter dragon on July 14, 2004 @ 10:45 am |
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....oh, oh stink finger in reverse ! The next 30 seconds of that story would be very interesting - I guess you’d find out exactly how hot she was & if the bartender let her stay that way ! Good one ! |
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vato loco on July 27, 2004 @ 6:16 pm |
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fucking great man |
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Jay&Jay on July 30, 2004 @ 3:53 am |
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Loco was the bartender!!! |
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loco on July 31, 2004 @ 2:16 am |
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hahahah |
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killa on July 31, 2004 @ 7:14 pm |
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I like that shit! |
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Xyclops on August 27, 2004 @ 3:24 am |
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lool!!!!! |
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Justsomegirl on July 7, 2005 @ 10:40 am |
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LOL. I feel kinda sorry for the guy |
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