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Free Beer
Posted by: Cube on July 17, 2004 @ 2:00 am
A new guy in town walks into a bar and reads a sign that hangs over the bar... FREE BEER! FREE BEER FOR THE PERSON WHO CAN PASS THE TEST! So the guy asks the bartender what the test is.
Bartender replies "Well, first you have to drink that whole gallon of pepper tequila, the WHOLE thing at once and you can’t make a face while doing it. Second, there’s a ’gator out back with a sore tooth...you have to remove it with your bare hands. Third, there’s a woman up-stairs who’s never had an orgasm. You gotta make things right for her." The guy says, "Well, as much as I would love free beer, I won’t do it. You have to be nuts to drink a gallon of pepper tequila and then get crazier from there.
Well, as time goes on and the man drinks a few, he asks, "Wherez zat teeqeelah?"
He grabs the gallon of tequila with both hands, and downs it with a big slurp and tears streaming down his face. Next, he staggers out back and soon all the people inside hear the most frightening roaring and thumping, then silence. The man staggers back into the bar, his shirt ripped and big scratches all over his body.
"Now" he says "Where’s that woman with the sore tooth?"
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| From: |
Jay&Jay on July 30, 2004 @ 3:43 am |
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That was fuckin wrong,Giving an aligater an orgazom shit he musta been drunk!!! |
| From: |
killa on July 31, 2004 @ 7:13 pm |
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LOOK, you can tell Jay&Jay’s thinking about it. |
| From: |
Jay&Jay on August 1, 2004 @ 7:46 am |
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LOOK you can tell killa was in the prosess of having a dick in her ass!!! |
| From: |
killa on August 2, 2004 @ 2:21 am |
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By the way, I’m male. Any I heard you like dick in your ass. |
| From: |
Jay&Jay on August 2, 2004 @ 10:05 pm |
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Killa i heard your parents passed out in the Zoo and 9 months later out popped you!!! |
| From: |
Kari on August 4, 2004 @ 6:32 pm |
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What is this a chat room? |
| From: |
Cube on August 5, 2004 @ 2:24 pm |
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for real girl,............. so asl? |
| From: |
Talia on August 29, 2004 @ 10:39 pm |
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i agree with Jay |
| From: |
sgt. JOkesTA on August 30, 2004 @ 10:51 am |
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horny bastards... get a room .. the gator story was less graphic. |
| From: |
erin on December 15, 2004 @ 2:25 pm |
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fuck you you stole my joke and you fucked it up...nice one dick |
| From: |
Cube on December 15, 2004 @ 4:14 pm |
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when did you post yours? |
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