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Advantages beer&pussy
Posted by: Jay&Jay on July 18, 2004 @ 9:23 pm
A beer is always wet.
A pussy needs encouragement.
Advantage: Beer.
A beer tastes horrible served hot.
A pussy tastes better served hot.
Advantage: Pussy.
Having an ice cold beer makes you satisfied. Having an ice
cold pussy makes you Hillary Clinton.
Advantage: Beer.
Beers have commercials making fun of skunky ones.
Pussy does not.
Advantage: Draw.
If you get a hair in your teeth consuming pussy, you are not
disgusted.
Advantage: Pussy
24 beers come in a box.
A pussy is a box you can come in.
Advantage: Pussy.
Too much head makes you mad at the person giving you a
beer.
Advantage: Pussy.
If a beer is brewed with yeast, it is still edible.
Advantage: Beer.
If you come home smelling like beer, your wife may get mad.
If you come home smelling like pussy, she will definitely
get mad.
Advantage: Beer.
6 beers in a night and you better not drive.
6 pussies in a night and you have done all the driving you
need.
Advantage: Pussy
Buy too much beer and you will get fat.
Buy too much pussy and you will get poor.
Advantage: Draw
It is socially acceptable to have a beer in the stands at a
football game.
You are a legend if you have a pussy in the stands at a
football game.
Advantage: Pussy
If a cop smells beer on your breath, you are going to get a
breathalyzer.
If a cop smells pussy on your breath, you are going to get a
high five.
Advantage: Pussy
With beer, bigger is better.
Advantage: Beer.
Wearing a condom does not make a beer any less enjoyable.
Advantage: Beer.
Beer can make you see the porcelain God.
Pussy can make you see God.
Advantage: Pussy
If you think all day about your next beer, you are
an alcoholic.
If you think all day about the next pussy you will have, you
are normal.
Advantage: Pussy
Peeling labels off of beers is fun.
Peeling panties off of pussy is more fun.
Advantage: Pussy.
If you try to snag a beer at work, you get fired.
If you try to snag a pussy at work, you get hit with sexual
harassment.
Advantage: Draw
If you suddenly drop a beer, it may break.
If you suddenly drop a pussy, it may hunt you down like the
dog you are.
Advantage: Beer.
If you change to another beer, your old brand will gladly
have you back.
Advantage: beer.
The best pussy you have ever had is not gone once you have
enjoyed it.
Advantage: Pussy.
The worst pussy you have ever had is not gone once you have
enjoyed it.
Advantage: Beer.
Bad beer: Schlitz, Pabst Blue Ribbon, Old Swill. Bad pussy:
Roseanne, Janet Reno, Madeline Albright, Dana Doran
Advantage: Draw
Good beer: Guinness, Sam Adams, New Castle.
Good pussy: Almost all but the above.
Advantage: Pussy.
The government taxes beer.
Advantage: Pussy.
It’s a close call, but the numbers never lie.
Advantage: Pussy. |
Add your own comment
| From: |
Cube on July 20, 2004 @ 12:24 pm |
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I like the bad beer bad pussy one |
| From: |
peter dragon on July 25, 2004 @ 10:56 am |
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Yeah ! A big thumb’s up to pussy - with a beer in hand, of course ! |
| From: |
loco on July 27, 2004 @ 6:10 pm |
| Comment: |
What site did you steal these from? |
| From: |
Jay&Jay on July 28, 2004 @ 9:14 pm |
| Comment: |
I will pull a loco here
Hey loco i found them in your moms ass yeah i had to dig it out with a shovel!!! |
| From: |
loco on July 29, 2004 @ 3:49 am |
| Comment: |
Haha!!!! |
| From: |
killa on July 31, 2004 @ 7:12 pm |
| Comment: |
so much hate for a little boy |
| From: |
Jay&Jay on August 10, 2004 @ 6:30 am |
| Comment: |
So much hate for a lil bitch!!! |
| From: |
Jay&Jay on August 23, 2004 @ 3:38 am |
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God Loco are we goin to have to put that bitch on the "list nobody cares about?" |
| From: |
loco on August 23, 2004 @ 1:22 pm |
| Comment: |
.... |
| From: |
kimmee on August 26, 2004 @ 11:01 pm |
| Comment: |
I thought that was cute, beast what’s your problem hun? you haven’t had any pussy lately? |
| From: |
Xyclops on August 27, 2004 @ 3:17 am |
| Comment: |
beast gets plenty of pussy from his mum, but it always tastes like his dog for some reason!! |
| From: |
Jay&Jay on August 28, 2004 @ 7:02 pm |
| Comment: |
No it tastes like cottage cheese!!! |
| From: |
C o o K on October 4, 2004 @ 2:01 pm |
| Comment: |
Sup guys.. I posted a joke :D can u guys go check it out.. its called "the BET... Five stars!!" Thanks ^^ |
| From: |
Jay&Jay on October 14, 2004 @ 5:45 am |
| Comment: |
....And it’s still the worst version of that joke i ever saw hahaha |
| From: |
Spooner #55 on October 30, 2004 @ 5:25 am |
| Comment: |
Hey!baby I liked that joke it was funny. |
| From: |
boydave on December 19, 2004 @ 10:05 pm |
| Comment: |
smoke weed everyday |
| From: |
steve on July 7, 2006 @ 3:13 pm |
| Comment: |
makes me wanna have some beer and pussy! |
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