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Al Cohalic
Posted by: chopitup on August 30, 2004 @ 3:47 am

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Thi s drun k goe s in a ba r and or ders fi ve bud wieser s and f ive jag er bom bs , th e b ar te nd er ass umes he s g ot fri ends comm ing and pours th e dri nks. Th e dr unk sla ms a be er fir st, th en the sh ot. Ju st mo ments la ter all dr inks dow ned. Th e bar tend er say s why the rush? The Dr unk sa ys "U’d dr ink this fa st if U had wh at eye had". The bar te nder says "wh at do you have?" The drun k says "fifty-cents".
aaaaaannd RUNs out >>>>>>s m oken gr ee n !!


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From: timberjack on September 1, 2004 @ 7:04 am
Comment: learn how to write stupid

From: stoner on September 3, 2004 @ 11:18 pm
Comment: yeah learn how to wrote!!!

From: sickntired on September 6, 2004 @ 4:50 pm
Comment: why do all the jokes on this site suck ass, and the comments arent any better

From: Jay&Ja y on September 14, 2004 @ 3:55 am
Comment: He y d o yo u kno w ho w har d it is to rea d thi s shi t wel l fuck in lear n ho w to writ e

From: martymo on September 15, 2004 @ 5:30 pm
Comment: who the hell is writing??? I just see a bunch of jackass’ who don’t know the difference between writing and typing ya stupid fucks!

From: tanya16 on September 26, 2004 @ 6:00 pm
Comment: wow! i didnt know anybody was THAT stupid

From: Jay&Jay on September 29, 2004 @ 12:23 am
Comment: Hey tanya you ARE that stupid remember?

From: Honey on October 2, 2004 @ 3:59 pm
Comment: And JAY&JAY no one can be as stupid as you never in this life time or the next, I’ll tell you the one thing I did stupid in this life time ,was screwing you,but not in the next.

From: tanya16 on October 6, 2004 @ 6:33 pm
Comment: how rude?

From: Jay&Jay on October 9, 2004 @ 6:50 pm
Comment: I’s just playin on that commentTanya

From: tommy g on October 25, 2004 @ 4:47 am
Comment: we todd did

From: Ghettto Police on October 31, 2004 @ 1:03 am
Comment: This is the Ghetto Police speaking, I repeat this is the Ghetto Police I am placeing you under arrest for being the most childish stubburn attitude, then you’ll be taken back to your corner , to make me the money you me , and if you refuse to the staement i made, I’ll have to be force to smack your sorry bitch ass up,

From: emmy on November 12, 2004 @ 9:58 pm
Comment: that shit is awsome
fuck u all

From: sacreb on December 14, 2004 @ 4:29 pm
Comment: peace guys........smoke weed and become friends......

From: your dad on March 27, 2006 @ 12:05 pm
Comment: funny but you shoudnt space o yea and fuck weed

From: CHOP on June 2, 2006 @ 10:57 am
Comment: U know I wrote like that to fuck with u tards.

From: asshole on August 18, 2006 @ 11:14 am
Comment: that is funny

   
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