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Posted by: melissa on September 13, 2004 @ 10:03 am

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A man was out drinking with friends from Friday and didnt come home until late Sunday night. His wife was very upset when he came home stumbling drunk and asked " How would you like it if you didnt see me for three days?!?!" The man replied "Oh, I would like it just fine!!!!"...Sure enough he didnt see his wife on Monday or Tuesday, But by Wednesday he could see her just a little bit out the corner of his eye....


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From: Dolemite on September 13, 2004 @ 4:26 pm
Comment: good one

From: da punisher on September 14, 2004 @ 7:47 am
Comment: u suck fucken sucks fuck!!!!!!!!!!

From: baby girl on September 14, 2004 @ 7:49 am
Comment: in case you didnt get it...the wife punched him in the eyes... (swollen eyes)

From: big man on September 16, 2004 @ 6:51 pm
Comment: didnt get it at all!

From: Jay&Jay on September 17, 2004 @ 1:52 am
Comment: That was dumb

What do you say to a women with 2 black eyes?

Nothing you alreay told her twice (just a joke)

From: ME! on September 21, 2004 @ 1:58 pm
Comment: dont get it?? no1 does its sucks

From: tanya16 on September 26, 2004 @ 5:55 pm
Comment: jay that just sucked

From: melissa on September 29, 2004 @ 1:08 am
Comment: Im the one that posted the joke...and when I read it...y’all are right.. it does suck!... But I got that joke from someone who told it to me and it sounded a hell of alot funnier in person than it does when I read it...I’ll work on some better ones

From: Jay&Jay on October 18, 2004 @ 5:12 am
Comment: No problem ’couse i like you’re jokes

   
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