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Donkey
Posted by: henry on September 22, 2004 @ 4:18 pm

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A guy walks into a bar to have a drink and notices a big jar full of cash and a donkey in the corner. So he asks the bar tender what’s going on. The bar tender says that if you can make that donkey laugh the cash is yours. The guy didn’t wait he walked right up to the donkey and whispered into his ear The donkey begins to jump up and down laughing his ass off. The bar tender pissed off gave the guy his cash and the guy left. A month later the guy comes back to find another Jar full of cash and the same donkey. He asked the bar tender again what’s going on? The bar tender says ok hot shot if you can make him cry then the cash is yours. The man once again walked to the donkey and whispered into his ear but then he took him out back and sure enough when they came back the donkey was crying
Pissed off the bartender demanded to know what he had said to the donkey.
The man reply’s well the first time I told him I had a bigger dick this time I showed him


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From: meoff, Jack on September 23, 2004 @ 2:32 pm
Comment: not bad I havnt heard it in a while

From: lil player on October 18, 2004 @ 4:08 pm
Comment: i love that joke!!!!!! You put it sooo well.

From: neo on November 24, 2004 @ 3:13 am
Comment: dude that was awsomely told. havent heard it in a while though. damn

   
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