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THE BET .. 5 STAR !!!
Posted by: C o o K on October 4, 2004 @ 1:58 pm

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A guy walks into a bar.. he asks the bartender for an empty glass. He then walks to the far side of the bar and places the empty glass there. Then he walks back to where the bartender is standing. He says, "I bet u 500 $ that i can piss from here all the way into that empty glass without dropping." The bartender laffs and says," YOUR ON"! The guy pisses all over the bar, on the bartender.. EVERYWHERE. He completely misses the glass. the bartender laffs his ass off and says, "hand over the 500$". The guy then walks to a man sitting at one of the tables and takes 1000$ from him and then goes back to the bartender and gives him the 500$. the bartenders asks, "whered u get the money?" The guy says, "i bet that guy over there that i can piss all over ur bar and you and make u laff ur ass off for 1000$"


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From: Baryshnikov on October 5, 2004 @ 11:20 pm
Comment: can we say Quentin Tarentino in DESPERADO!!!!

From: Jay&Jay on October 6, 2004 @ 1:28 am
Comment: You told that joke very pathetic

From: tanya16 on October 6, 2004 @ 6:29 pm
Comment: first of all u didnt make that joke up and second it fucken sucked

From: sheesh!! on October 7, 2004 @ 12:59 pm
Comment: There is more to that one. You messed it up.

From: not funny on October 10, 2004 @ 5:54 pm
Comment: not funny and very stupid

From: Fada Ele on October 11, 2004 @ 9:37 pm
Comment: Dis one dred, top d charts and all dat, it kool, KInda stink though

From: What was that?? on October 12, 2004 @ 11:59 pm
Comment: Fada Ele....You made absoloutly no sence whatsoever...Do you even understand the english language?

From: rockincuz75 on October 27, 2004 @ 12:33 am
Comment: Baryshnikov ur a dumbass Steve Buschemi said that in the movie, Quinton Tarentino
directed it.

From: clearsy bod on October 30, 2004 @ 2:18 pm
Comment: " " that have to be the shitiest joke i ever read man uv wasted 20 seconds of my life ass hole!! : (

From: amongmillions on December 1, 2004 @ 1:38 am
Comment: no actually quentin tarentino said it in a robert rodriquez fild :deperado, get your shit straight if you’re gonna try to jock

From: someone on March 3, 2005 @ 3:46 pm
Comment: it was okay. it wasnt the best or funniest iv ever heard...

From: bleafer on February 11, 2006 @ 2:11 pm
Comment: fuckin retards

From: me on October 3, 2006 @ 3:14 pm
Comment: you should fuckin die that joke was pathetic

   
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