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Barspeak
Posted by: Bar Dude on October 14, 2004 @ 4:59 pm
"no, really, i’m OK to drive" means "i’m wasted, and i’m too embarrassed to have anybaody see who i am going home with"
"i’m not used to these darts." means "i’m not used to throwing anything smaller than a pool cue when i’m this bombed"
"let’s go out to my car and get some cigarettes" (man to woman) means "you would look great face dwn in my lap"
"can i just get a glass of water?" means "it’s 6:00 AM and i just stopped drinking half an hour ago. Hell, i probably dropped half of my paycheque in here last night, it’s the least you can do for me" |
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