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Flip The Skript With A Blade In My Wrist
Posted by: Jay&Jay on October 25, 2004 @ 2:38 am
One day there was this lady who could not find a babysitter so she had to take her son to the bar where she worked.
This guy walked up to him and knocked him off the barstool and the little boy stood up and said "what the fuck was that?"
The guy replies "that was a kung-fu chop from China".
The little boy gets back up and says "ok".
A little bit later the kid falls to the ground again and he says to the guy "what was that shit there?"
The guy replies "that was a karate kick from Japan".
The little boy says "ok". Then the little boy gets knocked to the floor again and gets up and says "what was that shit?"
The guy says "that was a regular kick from Australia".
The little boy says "fuck this, I will be back a little bit later".
A little while went by and the boy came back and knocked the guy out and walks up to the bartender and says "when he wakes up tell him that was a crowbar from Sears!" |
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Dolemite on October 25, 2004 @ 3:27 pm |
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good one |
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Dolemite on October 28, 2004 @ 9:59 pm |
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it was good but please do put a blade in your wrist.............................................................................................................................................................................................................................. I dare you pussy. |
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Ghetto Police on October 31, 2004 @ 12:56 am |
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This is the Ghetto Police , I’m placing Dolemite for acting tough to a stoner teenager,
Dolemite you have the right to remainn silince anything you say will be used against your sorry low life ass, if you refuse this rights you’ll be beatin by the Ghetto Police, do understand this rights, or do I have to beat it in you. |
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Jay&Jay on November 2, 2004 @ 6:28 pm |
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For once i agree with him^
Dolemite don’t think it’s you that ever tried to kill himself,include everyone that knows you too |
| From: |
Operaman on November 17, 2004 @ 7:37 pm |
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dick is no grandeeeeeeeeee for Mr. Librandeeeeeeeeeeee. |
| From: |
N.W.A. on December 27, 2004 @ 12:59 pm |
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Fuck tha police, Fuck tha police, Fuck em’! |
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