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a bloke walks into a bar.......
Posted by: clearsy bod on October 30, 2004 @ 2:15 pm

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a man walks into a bar with a giraffe sits down and orders two shots of whiskey they both neck it back and carry on through the night gettin rat arsed. finally time iz called they drink up and the bloke walks out the door the giraffe stands up n falls flat on his face so the barman shouts of the bloke n says "hey you ya cant leave that lying here!!" the man replys "that aint no lion its a giraffe!!!!" ???


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From: cream fillin on November 2, 2004 @ 3:52 pm
Comment: this joke sucks ass!!!!!!!!!!!!

From: Mr.X on November 4, 2004 @ 2:28 pm
Comment: That Stunk

From: Nightvisi0n on November 7, 2004 @ 6:16 am
Comment: WTF WAS THAT?!!

From: BIG ONE on November 10, 2004 @ 3:27 pm
Comment: DUMB ASS MOTHER FUCKER

From: lil kj on November 24, 2004 @ 9:52 am
Comment: saapzzzz

From: Crikey on December 9, 2004 @ 2:08 pm
Comment: Need a British accent and to be telling the joke, then it’s awesome. never thought it would look so lame in text. Shame.

From: meat head on December 11, 2004 @ 1:25 am
Comment: IF YOU EVER WRITE A JOKE LIKE THAT AGAIN IM GOING TO BITCH SLAP YOU DUMBASS! FUCKING IDIOT!

From: DUHhumorist! on January 3, 2005 @ 5:17 am
Comment: This is the BEST joke ever! EVER!

From: IPO on February 21, 2005 @ 1:18 am
Comment: NEED I SAY MORE

From: stazza on May 20, 2005 @ 2:08 am
Comment: top joke.

From: emma* on October 23, 2005 @ 10:29 am
Comment: i dont get it??

From: TONY on November 23, 2005 @ 10:47 am
Comment: HEY BRO I BARELY SPEAK ENGLISH AND THAT SUCKED EVEN FOR ME WHY DONT YOU TAKE UR PROZAC LIKE 30 OF THEM PLEASE!!!!

   
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