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You know youre drunk when this happens
Posted by: Shaun on November 20, 2004 @ 0:52 am

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A man had been drinking at the bar for hours when he mentioned something about his girlfriend being out in the car. The bartender, concerned because it was so cold, went to check on her. When he looked inside the car, he saw the man’s friend, Dave, and his girlfriend kissing one another. The bartender shook his head and walked back inside.

He told the drunk that he thought it might be a good idea to check on his girlfriend. The fellow staggered outside to the car, saw his buddy and his girlfriend kissing, then walked back into the bar laughing.

"What’s so funny?" the bartender asked.

"That stupid Dave!" the fellow chortled, "He’s so drunk, he thinks he’s me!"


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From: tami on January 19, 2005 @ 9:26 am
Comment: omg,,,,,,,awesome laughing my ass off

From: KENDOG on April 7, 2005 @ 9:11 pm
Comment: ONE OF MY NEW FAVIORTES ....

From: steve ignorant on May 24, 2005 @ 9:53 am
Comment: I think its me but i did not find tha funny?????

   
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