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10 Signs that show youre drunk
Posted by: Shaun on November 20, 2004 @ 0:53 am
10. You have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling off the Earth.
9. Mosquitoes catch a buzz after attacking you.
8. The back of your head keeps getting hit by the toilet seat.
7. Your idea of cutting back is less salt.
6. You can focus better with one eye closed.
5. You fall off the floor.
5. The whole bar greets you when you come in.
4. You haven’t had a driver’s license in such a long time that you have forgotten what one looks like.
3. Janet Reno looks good.
2. You don’t recognize your wife unless seen through bottom of glass.
1. You spent more time on the floor than you do standing up
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Jay&Jay on November 24, 2004 @ 8:30 pm |
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Some were ok so comming from you thats fantastic.
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Jones on February 13, 2005 @ 2:09 am |
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Stupid people like these make me cringe. The joke was good. |
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