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What Side Are you On
Posted by: Shaun on November 20, 2004 @ 0:56 am
A mafia member walks into a bar. He’s a rather large, menacing guy. He orders a beer, chugs it back, and bellows, "All you guys on this side of the bar are a bunch of idiots!" A sudden silence descends.
After a moment he asks "Anyone got a problem with that?" The silence lengthens.
He then chugs back another beer and growls, "And all you guys on the other side of the bar are all scum!" Once again, the bar is silent.
He looks around belligerently and roars, "Anyone got a problem with that?" A lone man gets up from his stool unsteadily and starts to walk towards the man.
"You got a fuckin problem, buddy?"
"Oh no; I’m just on the wrong side of the bar."
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zachary pontrella on December 25, 2004 @ 2:09 am |
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fuck fuck fuck a duck skrew a kangaroo, bang rang a ranatang and do your mama to! |
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dark pontrella on December 25, 2004 @ 2:24 am |
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That was funny, but I have a joke. your mama so ugly, even the devil would,t fuck her!! |
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missangelace on April 5, 2005 @ 7:11 am |
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Dont listen to them. i thought it was funny. i read it to my man and he had a giggle aswell. Keep smiling sweety :-) |
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Steve ignorant on May 24, 2005 @ 9:49 am |
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Nice one. I like. Didnt expect it. and the punch line is far away from the joke which is always good. |
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