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Posted by: Cube on December 14, 2004 @ 10:10 pm
A large woman, wearing a sleeveless sun dress, walked into a bar in London. She raised her right arm, revealing a huge, hairy armpit as she pointed to all the people sitting at the bar and asked, “What man here will buy a lady a drink?”
The bar went silent as the patrons tried to ignore her. But down at the end of the bar, an owly-eyed drunk slammed his hand down on the counter and bellowed, “Give the ballerina a drink!”
The bartender poured the drink and the woman chugged it down. She turned to the patrons and again pointed around at all of them, revealing the same hairy armpit, and asked, “What man here will buy a lady a drink?” Once again, the same little drunk slapped his money down on the bar and said, “Give the ballerina another drink!”
The bartender approached the little drunk and said, “I say, old chap, it’s your business if you want to buy the lady a drink, but why did you call her a ballerina?’”
“As far as I’m concerned”, the drunk replied, “any woman who can lift her leg that high has got to be a ballerina!”
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peter dragon on December 18, 2004 @ 9:37 am |
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Kudos man! That’s a classic. |
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Stoner133 on December 18, 2004 @ 5:14 pm |
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Nice one Cube |
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Bobby Shafty on December 20, 2004 @ 6:20 pm |
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But it not leg only arm. So Jok no good. |
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Cobain_lover on December 25, 2004 @ 6:36 pm |
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that was a good one |
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Cobain_lover on December 25, 2004 @ 6:36 pm |
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that was a good one |
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Cobain_lover on December 25, 2004 @ 6:36 pm |
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that was a good one |
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Absolute on December 27, 2004 @ 12:53 pm |
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Shit |
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Tom on January 6, 2005 @ 7:15 pm |
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THAT WAS KRAZA funnai
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Kwon aka 2k5 on January 7, 2005 @ 11:24 pm |
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nice joke but lay off the fucking fat girls aight |
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Breanna on January 9, 2005 @ 9:18 pm |
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Good one. |
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lol on January 23, 2005 @ 11:14 am |
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fuckin funny joke and btw bobby shaft u dont get da joke u fuckin idiot the man thought it was a pussy |
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hoho on January 31, 2005 @ 10:22 pm |
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It was great and I am exiled. I go for good |
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KENNY on April 5, 2005 @ 6:18 pm |
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GOOD JOKE HAVEN’T HEARD IT IN A WHILE MADE ME LAUGH AGAIN |
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JUSTIN on October 11, 2005 @ 3:11 pm |
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HILARIOUS! |
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Weirdo on December 30, 2005 @ 10:53 am |
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Suck My Dick
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