Prankers Paradise
Jokes
Submit
Moderator
Links
Contact
Drug Rehab
Halloween
|
| |
White Horse
Posted by: Chlairy on January 7, 2005 @ 7:08 am
| A white horse walked into a bar. The barman says ’we have a drink named after you’ and the horse says ’what? Harrold?’ |
Add your own comment
| From: |
Mr Moon on January 8, 2005 @ 3:23 am |
| Comment: |
I think its funny. Clap Clap |
| From: |
Emma on January 8, 2005 @ 3:31 am |
| Comment: |
Funny as a funny clown n dats funny!!!! |
| From: |
Emma on January 8, 2005 @ 3:33 am |
| Comment: |
STEALER!!!! GIVE ME BACK MY VACUUM!!!! THEIF STOP |
| From: |
Chlairy on January 8, 2005 @ 3:43 am |
| Comment: |
Me the thief? Ur the one that knocked off my (brothers) watch. Ya stooge |
| From: |
Emma on January 8, 2005 @ 3:48 am |
| Comment: |
yeah well your brother n i are good in bbbeee...... umm together |
| From: |
Chlairy on January 8, 2005 @ 3:54 am |
| Comment: |
yer well both ur brothers are good........ at the same time with me |
| From: |
Emma on January 8, 2005 @ 6:54 pm |
| Comment: |
ewww your in to kinkey 3 sums in the neighbours fish pond with your fish n the neighbours fish even though your pregant with my bros, best friend’s girlfriend brother!!!!! n i’m sleeping with your dad. matt is betta tho. see this wat happens when you take vigra u have kinkey 3 sums in the pond with my brothers!!!!!!! i hope they satify you. |
| From: |
Chlairy on January 9, 2005 @ 2:55 am |
| Comment: |
but im a fish. see: bubble bubble |
| From: |
Emma on January 11, 2005 @ 1:07 am |
| Comment: |
Can i hire your camels?????? |
| From: |
Chlairy on January 11, 2005 @ 1:34 am |
| Comment: |
Don’t use a big word where a diminutive one will suffice |
| From: |
Emma on January 11, 2005 @ 1:36 am |
| Comment: |
eaten any good fruit latly??? |
| From: |
Chlairy on January 11, 2005 @ 2:00 am |
| Comment: |
To be honest, i had a nice slice of watermelon today as i chatted to grandmother on the fone, we talked everything from classical music, to classical ballet, to danny devito.... |
| From: |
Emma on January 11, 2005 @ 2:06 am |
| Comment: |
yes, grandmother harold is quite the little chatter box when she is pissed as a parrot, she is dat old that is were the saying came from "as pissed as a parrot" cause of the parrots she used 2 think she was. god bess u grandmother harold, i hope u get that new liva ya need. |
| From: |
Chlairy on January 11, 2005 @ 2:13 am |
| Comment: |
Yes shes just come back from darwin with her knee transplant, this is the 6th time shes had it replaced. In the past month. Next Tuesday shes going into Dr Freloski, and he’s polishing her teeth, because shes going on her date with Harrold Bishop that night. Their climbing the harbour bridge. Bless them |
| From: |
Emma on January 11, 2005 @ 4:52 am |
| Comment: |
I hope grandmother harold’s teeth don’t fall out when they kiss!!! that could be umm strange like when she spewed in to Harold Holt’s mouth (priminster yonks ago that got eaten by a shark or sumthing), n if the relation-ship goes a little further like i hope her metal hip holds while they are going at it, now that could be embarssing!!!!! Bless them both. go grathermother harold, going 4 a younger man u fox , u! |
| From: |
Chlairy on January 11, 2005 @ 6:13 am |
| Comment: |
Yes it boost her ego, and she is more confident. I mean next month shes going touring the outback. I think with that bloke....Jack. Outback Jack? Yes lets hope their metal hips stay in joint, because things could get messy. And we dont wana get out the vacuum cleaner on mr bishop now do we |
| From: |
Emma on January 11, 2005 @ 6:18 am |
| Comment: |
well this time your vacuuming the teeth out of harolds mouth last time it was messy n with grandmother harold on the floor her left metal hip was all ova the place, screws flying here n there! |
| From: |
Chlairy on January 11, 2005 @ 6:26 am |
| Comment: |
O wasnt it terrible. And they were semi-naked. I mean their shoes were all over the floor..... |
| From: |
Emma on January 11, 2005 @ 6:29 am |
| Comment: |
n the vacumm cleaner was up ....up oh god it’s so hard 2 say .......HIS NOSE!!!! shoes i was more worried bout his (cough cough) rolling round on the floor |
| From: |
Chlairy on January 11, 2005 @ 6:35 am |
| Comment: |
O wasnt that terrible. He didnt seem shamed out at all though. I mean lucky we put it in a jar of water otherwise it wouldve dried out. Even more.
|
| From: |
Emma on January 11, 2005 @ 6:40 am |
| Comment: |
wat the thing could have been dried out more!!!! i through it was a prun untill he told me, by the sounds of it it had happened be4!! n not just once either lolz. |
| From: |
Emma on January 11, 2005 @ 6:44 am |
| Comment: |
sometimes i wish old grandmother harolds washing machine would hurry up, i think it takes so long cause a screw from her hip got stuck in there last winter |
| From: |
Chlairy on January 11, 2005 @ 6:46 am |
| Comment: |
why harrold bishop you stud. I had no idea you did the rounds |
| From: |
Emma on January 11, 2005 @ 6:51 am |
| Comment: |
the rounds!!!!! he plays bin-go in bed! |
| From: |
Chlairy on January 11, 2005 @ 6:56 am |
| Comment: |
that sly old dragon. i bet he uses pantene proactive |
| From: |
Emma on January 11, 2005 @ 7:00 am |
| Comment: |
oh so do i, it’s just so shiny, n have u seen his skin??? ella bache 4 SURE!!!! |
| From: |
Shaun on January 11, 2005 @ 5:20 pm |
| Comment: |
I love scotch, scotchy scotch scotch. |
| From: |
Chlairy on January 14, 2005 @ 6:17 am |
| Comment: |
O elle bache for sure, and just the other day i saw him on a informertial, advertising curling wands. |
| From: |
Emma on January 14, 2005 @ 6:48 am |
| Comment: |
so how was granthermother harolds date with harold????????? i hope her hip behaved. n that harold bishop, he even dose proactive! |
| From: |
Chlairy on January 14, 2005 @ 7:17 am |
| Comment: |
Well they had to call it off cos it rained! But they did go to a restaurant with fish in a glass, and lobsters in a tank and you can pick the lobster that you want and they cook it. |
| From: |
Emma on January 14, 2005 @ 7:42 am |
| Comment: |
n the do the washing up at teh table?? do u think they have benny??? SWIM BENNY SWIM!!! |
| From: |
Chlairy on January 14, 2005 @ 8:10 am |
| Comment: |
Evringham wants to join the royals and become a corgi. And i said ’look Evringham u havent got what it takes love’. |
| From: |
Emma on January 14, 2005 @ 8:20 am |
| Comment: |
yeah well at least u no were you roof is |
| From: |
Ben James on January 27, 2005 @ 6:02 am |
| Comment: |
Ya fucken dumb sluts, suck me off bitches coz dats all your good 4 |
| From: |
Chlairy on January 27, 2005 @ 6:42 am |
| Comment: |
Sorry ben but im not really into transexuals |
| From: |
Chlairy on January 28, 2005 @ 7:02 am |
| Comment: |
And besides u probly have crabs and hepatites b |
| From: |
Emma on January 29, 2005 @ 5:01 am |
| Comment: |
N ben the reason no1 will suck u off is cause u dont have a dick, or its so small u need twisers |
| From: |
chlairy on January 29, 2005 @ 6:58 am |
| Comment: |
yer u jackass. next time u go swimming in a lake, i hope u loose your speedos or wateva ya wearing |
| From: |
Three Olives on January 30, 2005 @ 5:03 pm |
| Comment: |
we concurr |
| From: |
Chlairy on February 2, 2005 @ 8:57 pm |
| Comment: |
who |
| From: |
Emma on February 3, 2005 @ 2:00 am |
| Comment: |
so wats in ya front pocket????? oh no not the sushi calender the alochlic lipgloss
|
| From: |
Emma on February 3, 2005 @ 2:41 am |
| Comment: |
Grr Grr Im a tiger GRRRRRRR |
| From: |
erin on February 3, 2005 @ 2:55 am |
| Comment: |
la lalalala la la la |
| From: |
Chlairy on February 3, 2005 @ 5:08 am |
| Comment: |
EMMA SHUT UP!!! SHAME!!!!!!! There is no sushi calender in my front pocket. Its not mine anyways, its a present. Go away, leave me alone, shame... |
| From: |
Emma on February 4, 2005 @ 1:29 am |
| Comment: |
lolz Shame SHAME i dunno y u got shamed when i yelled out sushi calender!!!!!! sushi sushi sushi.
Billly-bob-jean. JASON u KILLED HIM!!!! Y>>Y HE WAS ONLY LITTLE U KILLER n just cause i kid napped him BUT jane made him NOOOO |
| From: |
Emma on February 4, 2005 @ 1:46 am |
| Comment: |
Shame 4 u!!! i think not im like talking like 8 peoples lunch to school on monday SHAME, hows it gonna fit in my bag??? shame |
| From: |
Kev on February 4, 2005 @ 1:49 am |
| Comment: |
I heard you have a lot of fun =P |
| From: |
Chlairy on February 4, 2005 @ 4:57 am |
| Comment: |
shame |
| From: |
Emma on February 5, 2005 @ 6:04 am |
| Comment: |
ok i was at the cricket playing footy, how dose that work lolz |
| From: |
Chlair on February 5, 2005 @ 7:40 am |
| Comment: |
Probly the same as when we play volleyball on the basketball courts at school |
| From: |
Emma on February 6, 2005 @ 5:08 am |
| Comment: |
yeah i serpose but we had volly ball net going, it was funny cause grayem (ok i dont no how to spell his name) wanted some water so wats her name ok i;ll call her Jill took some water out to him like along the bondery thingy n he was going to the blue cone n they were all blue lolz n den his guy from the other game ran over n started drinking the water n jill was going piss off ya .......................... it was so funny lolz |
| From: |
Chlair on February 7, 2005 @ 12:56 am |
| Comment: |
Chi chicken |
| From: |
Emma on February 7, 2005 @ 6:58 am |
| Comment: |
Beep beep bong to cha cha |
| From: |
Emma on February 8, 2005 @ 10:06 pm |
| Comment: |
howard!!!!! how is grandmother harold???? |
| From: |
Chlairy on February 14, 2005 @ 2:06 am |
| Comment: |
Im a chair!!! MEOW! KA-POWKABOOOOOM! grandmother harrold is well, shes still dating harrold bishop. |
| From: |
Emma on February 15, 2005 @ 2:17 am |
| Comment: |
chloy ya never do anything 4 me anymore!!! n ya make me carry round ya roses. oh i hope they do get married in the fall by your fish pond |
| From: |
Chlairy on February 16, 2005 @ 5:56 am |
| Comment: |
ooo u mean i got roses???? Would u stop baggen out me n my fish pond n its waterfall n my sushi calender!!!!! |
| From: |
Emma on February 18, 2005 @ 2:14 am |
| Comment: |
yeah ya got a 2 of den but i onlt got one n a teddy bear lolz, well ya fish pond is kewl n green n has no fish cause there in the neighboubs pond oh i havnt knocked the water fall your sprinkels are mad they com eon at like ramdon times where we were having car races on the lawn lolz |
| From: |
Emma on February 20, 2005 @ 3:06 am |
| Comment: |
HHHAAARRROOLLLLDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
| From: |
Chlairy on February 22, 2005 @ 2:42 am |
| Comment: |
HOWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARD |
| From: |
Daddy G on February 22, 2005 @ 5:56 am |
| Comment: |
instead of telling jokes, maybe you should be doing some study! |
| From: |
emma on February 22, 2005 @ 10:12 pm |
| Comment: |
BILLLYYYY-BOOOBB- JJEAAAnn |
| From: |
Chlairy on February 23, 2005 @ 2:47 am |
| Comment: |
Go back to the himalayas where you belong |
| From: |
other dude on February 23, 2005 @ 10:40 pm |
| Comment: |
is this you chat room or something you guys freak me out |
| From: |
Chlairy on February 24, 2005 @ 5:56 am |
| Comment: |
No actually its is a hamburger. Take a bite |
| From: |
Emma on February 28, 2005 @ 5:46 am |
| Comment: |
yeah but not on my half!!!!! its all mine i tell you!! |
| From: |
Chlairy on February 28, 2005 @ 6:21 pm |
| Comment: |
i dress myself |
| From: |
Cemhis on March 8, 2005 @ 1:13 am |
| Comment: |
What did the blondes left leg say to the right one
havent seen you in years
|
| From: |
Emma on March 8, 2005 @ 1:14 am |
| Comment: |
omg chloe thats is sooo good, im still learning!!!!! |
| From: |
Chris on March 8, 2005 @ 1:17 am |
| Comment: |
You havent even touched your tuna coserole |
| From: |
Emma on March 11, 2005 @ 3:35 am |
| Comment: |
chris ya is a fuck witt |
| From: |
Chlair on March 11, 2005 @ 5:51 am |
| Comment: |
who the fuck is that |
| From: |
Emma on March 15, 2005 @ 10:07 pm |
| Comment: |
a stupid fuckwitt be the looks. chris you smell. go eat some fish |
| From: |
Chlairy on March 16, 2005 @ 12:00 am |
| Comment: |
or swallow a shoe n die |
| From: |
Emma on March 24, 2005 @ 1:10 am |
| Comment: |
oh hot bout you eat a shoe out of a hat and then eat the hat then digg yourself a hole go lay in it and then die |
| From: |
Emma on March 30, 2005 @ 12:00 am |
| Comment: |
meg has a nice ribbion n i no nuffin bout mexico!!!!! |
| From: |
Chlairy on April 8, 2005 @ 10:20 pm |
| Comment: |
mexico...they have motserellen cheese...and they have salsa....salsa dip...and nachos. They got hats with nachos and dips on mexico rite... |
| From: |
Emma on April 11, 2005 @ 6:20 am |
| Comment: |
lets boil your fish and eat them. howard would be yummy tastin :D |
| From: |
Chlairy on April 14, 2005 @ 1:56 am |
| Comment: |
MY GOD!! How could u say that. I love Howard with a passion. SHIT I FORGOT TO WATCH OPRAH GOD DAMNIT. |
| From: |
Emma on April 15, 2005 @ 10:25 pm |
| Comment: |
NO NOT OPRAH, all i can say is damn you jerry i wanted to watcxh your show in teh hoildays. chlo get pay tv lolz |
| From: |
Emma on May 3, 2005 @ 4:08 am |
| Comment: |
ohh but bob cars on out website. nahh i lost my green pen, cause santa went back to the north pole. |
| From: |
Emma on May 3, 2005 @ 4:31 am |
| Comment: |
nah ya the sluy ua stole mine. n trying to get me in trouble for stealing mr brownes pen, like omg its a scabby pen on you just wait untill i think of sumthing. ya mum aint gonna by em 4 ya anymore. no see green |
| From: |
Emma on May 3, 2005 @ 4:35 am |
| Comment: |
nah ya the sluy ua stole mine. n trying to get me in trouble for stealing mr brownes pen, like omg its a scabby pen on you just wait untill i think of sumthing. ya mum aint gonna by em 4 ya anymore. no see green |
|
|
