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3 ways to win $10k
Posted by: Ben on January 22, 2005 @ 10:47 pm
| A guy walks into a bar a sees a sign that says "Win $10,000! Ask Bartender" So he goes up to the bartender and asks how to get the prize. The bartender says, "Well, there are 3 different ways you can win it. First, you see our bouncer out there, Tiny? Well if you knock him out then you get the money." The guy looks over and sees the 8-foot gorilla of a bouncer and decides to hear the rest of the options. "Ok, the next way is by helping this stray dog in our alley. He has a bad tooth and has been howling our back there for like a month. You make him stop and the money is yours." The guys steps out to see the dog and sees the dirtiest, smeliest and ugliest mutt he has ever laid his eyes on. He figures I have no clue where that thing has been and I don’t wanna touch it so I’ll check the third option. So the bartender tells him, "Ok, then you see that rather um...large woman back there? She claims she has never had an orgasm. You help her with that and the prize is yours." Well, neither of these seemed rather easy and the guy decides to think about it over a pint. Well one pint becomes 10 and finally he stands up and heads over the bouncer. The bartender is watching and sees the guy go over and say a quick word before giving the bouncer a huge roundhouse punch leveling him. The guy then staggers out the back door of the bar and everyone can here the dog yelping for all his life. Finally the drunken man stumbles back and asks everyone, "Allright, where is the lady with the bad tooth?" |
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bob on January 31, 2005 @ 8:07 pm |
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hahahahahahahahhahaha |
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tonny on February 2, 2005 @ 7:27 pm |
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that was halaious tell a nother one |
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Scott on February 5, 2005 @ 5:20 pm |
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not bad need to fix your spelling but still funny |
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nick on February 7, 2005 @ 12:29 pm |
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that was very good had me in stiches 4 out of 5 |
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sara on February 9, 2005 @ 11:26 pm |
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that was pimp tell more please that was the best man PIMP
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kay on February 13, 2005 @ 9:22 am |
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quite good althogh ive heard one like that before x |
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Fresh on February 19, 2005 @ 6:04 pm |
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Thank You, Finally a funny joke on this site lol |
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