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Hair lip goes in to the Bar
Posted by: Scott on February 5, 2005 @ 5:16 pm
( Read with a hair lip with a lisp )
a hair lip walk’s in to a bar :
hair lip: This is a nice bar, nice bar stools nice tables, nice hooters on the waitress I really like this bar.
Bartender: I havent seen you in here before is this your first time here ?
hair lip: Why yes sir it sure is and might I say it is a lovley establishment
Bartender: Well thanks say seeing how you like it so much I am going to give you a free beer
hair lip: well that would be super but first I got to piss where is the washroom ?
Bartender: its down the hall and on your left
hair lip: this is a pritty hallway pritty pitchures on the wall
IN THE WASH ROOM
hair lip: nice urnals, nice writing on the walls this place is beautifull
THEN A BIKER PUTS A GUN TO THE BACK OF HIS HEAD
Biker :get on your knees and suck my dick
A FEW MIN GO BYE
hair lip: I hate this place, fucking pitchures ,fucking bar stoolsfucking hooters on the waitress. I hate this fucking bar.
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Bartender: Wait what happened a few seconds ago you loved this place now you hate it what happened ?
hair lip: Well see I went in to the fucking wash room and a big fucking biker put a gun to my head and said suck my dick or I will blow your head off.
Bartender: well what did you do ?
hair lip: YOU DIDNT HEAR A FUCKING GUN SHOT DID YOU ? |
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pissed drunk on February 13, 2005 @ 3:30 am |
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alsome joke |
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juspassinby on February 13, 2005 @ 2:41 pm |
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that was so dry |
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ewwwwwwww on February 17, 2005 @ 10:30 am |
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gross but funny |
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Ankit on March 4, 2005 @ 10:56 am |
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Why could’nt the fox dance?
Because he had no legs!!!!!! |
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Steffy on April 17, 2005 @ 10:18 pm |
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What’s a hair lip?
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Some Girl on May 12, 2005 @ 3:39 pm |
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Fucking brilliant
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snotty on October 27, 2005 @ 11:49 am |
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we make fun of hair lips around the campfire --drink’n and sitt’n on our Gators! Burppp |
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Jake on July 9, 2006 @ 11:49 pm |
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That joke was okay, but your grammar fucking sucks. You should learn to spell and learn to use punctuation-it would really help the flow of the conversation and make the joke much funnier. |
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Bones on October 17, 2006 @ 6:05 am |
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I thought it was funny because I read it like a hair lip talks. You gotta make it sound like a hairlip , you know fvvvat I’ee meen mithster? |
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Bones on October 17, 2006 @ 6:05 am |
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I guess you did say read it like a hairlip, but it seems the people that read it don’t know what a frickin’ hairlip is or they don’t know how to read with a lisp. So the jokes only gonna go a long way if people like me know what a hair lip sounds like. I gotta hair lip joke. How do I send it in? |
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