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OCTOPUSSY
Posted by: NICK on March 5, 2005 @ 3:18 pm
A GUY WALKS INTO A BAR WITH HIS PET OCTOPUS AND SAID, "I BET ANYONE IN HERE 50 BUCKS THAT THIS OCTOPUS CAN PLAY ANY INSTRUMNET". SO A GUY THROWS THE OCTOPUS A GUITAR, HE PICKS IT UP, TUNES IT AND BUSTS A JIMMI HENDRIX SOLO, SO THE OWNER GETS 50 BUCKS.
NEXT GUY PICKS UP A SAXAPHONE, THROWS IT AT THE THE OCTOPUS, HE PICKS IT UP AND STARTS TO PLAY A JAZZ SOLO, SO ONCE AGAIN THE OWNER GETS 50 BUCKS.
THE BARTENDER PICKS UP A SET OF BAGPIPES, THROWS THEM AT THE OCTOPUS, HE PICKS THEM UP AND IS STARING AT THEM IN AWW....THE OWNER OF THE OCTOPUS SAYS WHAT THEY HELL ARE YOU DOING PLAY THE DAMN THING, THE OCTOPUS SAYS, "PLAY IT, IF I CAN GET IT’S PAJAMAS OF I’M GONNA FUCK IT". |
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Steffy on April 17, 2005 @ 10:01 pm |
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That’s cute! This one’s my fav so far. |
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Adam Richer on August 26, 2005 @ 11:48 am |
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Pretty damn good
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