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Posted by: RICKY DARNELL on March 5, 2005 @ 10:00 pm
| THERE WAS A HAIRLIP WHO WENT INTO A BAR FOR A DRINK.THE BARTENDER (WHO HAD A HUMP IN HIS BACK) NOTICED HIM SITTING AT THE BAR.THE BARTENDER THOUGHT TO HIMSELF,I’M GONNA HAVE SOME FUN WITH HIM.HE ASKED THE HAIRLIP WHAT HE WANTED.THE HAIRLIP REPLIED,HOW MUCH IS A SHOT OF WHISKEY?$400.00 DOLLARS BARTENDER REPLIRED."DAM!" SAID THE HAIRLIP,"HOW MUCH FOR A GLASS OF BEER?".$200.00 DOLLARS REPLIED THE BARTENDER."DAM!!"SAID THE HAIRLIP,"HOW MUCH FOR A GLASS OF WATER?".THE BARTENDER SAID IT WAS FREE.THE HAIRLIP HAD A GLASS OF WATER,AND THE BARTENDER FELT REAL BAD FOR TEASING HIM.THE BARTENDER SAID,"LOOK,SORRY FOR THE HARD TIME.AFTER ALL YOU DIDNT MAKE FUN OF THIS HUNCH IN MY BACK".THE HAIRLIP REPLIED"WAS THAT A HUNCH IN YOUR BACK?I THOUGHT IT WAS YOUR ASS,EVERYTING ELSE IS SO DAM HIGH IN THIS PLACE!!!". |
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| From: |
s on March 8, 2005 @ 3:48 pm |
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cant be botherd 2 read the long shit joke
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| From: |
tom on March 12, 2005 @ 10:34 pm |
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that so funny |
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jessie on March 12, 2005 @ 10:36 pm |
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you rock, that damn funny.... |
| From: |
terry on March 12, 2005 @ 10:37 pm |
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good joke dude!!!!! |
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richard on March 12, 2005 @ 10:48 pm |
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lol man thats cool
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| From: |
susan on March 13, 2005 @ 6:09 pm |
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it was funny, but ive herd it before. |
| From: |
larcy marcy on March 30, 2005 @ 10:48 pm |
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ive have hair lip asshole |
| From: |
tim on May 14, 2006 @ 10:34 am |
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was not very funny |
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