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Turtle Race
Posted by: Bryan on March 9, 2005 @ 4:17 pm
| A man walks into a pub holding a turtle. The turtle has two bandaged legs, a black eye and his shell is held together with duct tape. The landlord asks, "Whats wrong with your turtle?" "Nothing" the man replies. "This turtle is very fast. Have your dog stand at the end of the bar. Then you stand at the other end of the room and call him. Before the mutt reaches you, my turtle will be there." So the landlord, wanting to see this, stes his dog at one side of the room. Then he goes to the other side and calls him. Suddenly, the guy picks up his bandaged turtle and throws it across the room, narrowly missing the landlord and smashing it into a wall. "Told you it would be there before your dog. |
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spex on March 24, 2005 @ 12:22 am |
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this is a fucking stupid ass joke i would like to throw u against the wall idiot! |
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Justsomegirl on July 7, 2005 @ 10:40 am |
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OMG THE POOR TURTLE!!!! *cries on turtle’s behalf* |
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Tony the man on November 23, 2005 @ 10:47 am |
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WHAT IN THE FUCKING HELL IS THAT? HOW DO YOU MANAGE TO HAVE ANY FRIENDS WITH THOSE STUPID JOKES BRO? |
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