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Mean Bartender
Posted by: John on March 16, 2005 @ 11:19 pm
A grungy looking man walks into a bar, proceeds to go the the bartender and tells him that he’s buying a round for everyone and for the bartender to have what he desires. Everyone is pleases expesicially the bartender, finally after everyone has finished their drinks the bartender hands the man the check. The man replies that he has no money, the bartender proceeds to take him out back and beat the living shit out of him for a good portion of the hour, finally he lets him go telling him to not ever try and pull that again.
A few days past and the same man, grungy and dirty as all came into the bar and ssat down, the bartender recognized him but didnt say anything. As before he said he wanted to buy a round for everyone in the bar and for the bartender what have what he wanted. After everyone finished their drinks, once again the bartender asked him for the money and the man replied he had none. This time the bartneder took him out back again and began to really kick the shit out of him, for a better part of the afternoon and again was let go and was told to never try it again or he would be killed.
A few days past and the man came back in more dirty then ever, again he sat down and said id like to buy a round for everyone in the bar, the bartender smirked and said hell no not this time youve swindleled me twice before never again. At this point the man reached in his pocket and pulled out a huge roll of money, the barentender looked in disbelief and said well what about me do i get to get what i want....
...the man replied no sir you get mean when you drink! |
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ken on March 17, 2005 @ 12:10 pm |
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funny, ive heard a variation of this joke before but i like this one the best, ill be sure to retell it. |
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smitty on March 18, 2005 @ 12:03 am |
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funny i guess seems like a joke u would hear from your grandfather..............funny tho punchline needs some work tho. |
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tatersalad on March 26, 2005 @ 11:27 pm |
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i thoguht it was good |
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god............ on March 31, 2005 @ 10:12 pm |
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i did’nt find that funny i was there and saw the whole thing,by the way everyone got stuck in and gave that man a beating and i don’t mean fists buggers the lot of you.
i only went out for a quiet one by myself of course and hell breaks out come on guys you won’t see me going into fluffy joes again just one thing thou women i did not see one?
ok time i was of take care my subjects..
2 toilet rolls
condoms
punture repair kit......... |
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