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Make Horse Laugh & Cry
Posted by: Nick Yeoman on March 16, 2005 @ 11:59 pm
| a guy walks into a bar & asks the bartender 4 a drink. then he notices that there a big pot of money in the back on the table. the guy asks the bartender whats the money was 4? the bartender tells it is for who ever can make the talking horse by the pot of money cry. So he goes backed to the talking horse, puts a dollar in the machine next 2 it & makes the horse cry. the bartender asks how the fuck did u do that? the guy says "oh I have my ways." next week the guy comes back & asks the bartender what the pot of money in the back is 4 now. The bartender tells him its for who ever can make the horse cry. so the guy goes in the back put a dollar in the machine & makes the horse cry. The bartender says how the fuck did you do that? The guy says "Well last week i told him that my dick was bigger than his, & today I showed him. |
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whoever on March 17, 2005 @ 1:53 pm |
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here’s how the joke is SUPPOSED to go:
A guy walks into a bar & asks the bartender 4 a drink. then he notices that there a big pot of money in the back on the table. the guy asks the bartender whats the money was 4? the bartender tells it is for who ever can make the talking horse in the back laugh. So he goes back to the talking horse, puts a dollar in the pot, whispers something in the horses ear and it busts out laughing. The bartender asks how the fuck did u do that? the guy says "oh I have my ways." Next week the guy comes back. There’s another pot of money in the back. He asks the bartender what the pot of money in the back is 4 now. The bartender tells him its for who ever can make the horse cry. So the guy goes in the back, puts a dollar in the pot, whispers in the horses ear and it begins to cry. The bartender says how the fuck did you do that? The guy says "Well last week i told him that my dick was bigger than his, & today I showed him."
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first person on March 21, 2005 @ 12:30 am |
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you stoll that joke you retard! |
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gansta love on March 31, 2005 @ 12:48 am |
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ha you dom ass you were a pos to make you’r own one
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god.............. on March 31, 2005 @ 10:23 pm |
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so there i was peter all alone with her i mean you should have seen those breasts there was no way anyone else was getting there hands on them but me ,so i bend her over and take her from behind you should try i recomend it,grabbed hold of those mountains and yipeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee,oh did i come hard but i felt so quilty because i caused that
you know in indonisia all those people gone because of a ride,so i punished her and cast her out the bitch............ |
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