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two shoes
Posted by: kevin on March 25, 2005 @ 1:37 pm

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Two shoes valk into a bar. vhat do you mean two shoes ,dont shey have any legs? vhat do you mean Are yoy maaking a fun uv my accent? Oh I forgot your jewish ! So vhy would you tell a jewish joke ? Im not jewish damnit!. I vuz yest sucking on a couple uv ice cubes ven I wuzt acciduntly kicked un da nuts by a waitress dat drupped a tip on der floor.Oh yea dats vhy she kicked you in za pickels uh? Well at least their Kosher pickles!! Ya do me the fabor Ya?.Dont quick yur dey shob,vright away. " Spelling was intentional just in case blondes read this.Kev."


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From: Paul on May 19, 2005 @ 3:22 pm
Comment: Well that was a fucking waste of 30 seconds of my life!

From: beth on April 15, 2006 @ 11:12 am
Comment: damn you

From: HOttblonde on June 6, 2006 @ 11:06 am
Comment: how rudeeeeeeee

   
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