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Posted by: slimmmmm on June 12, 2004 @ 1:12 am
A Boston Red Sox fan, a Chicago Cubs fan and a NY Yankees fan were all in Saudi Arabia performing military duty for the US Army.
While off base, they were caught sharing a smuggled case of booze. All of a sudden Saudi police rushed in and arrested them. The mere possession of alcohol is a sever offense in Saudi Arabia, so for the terrible crime they were sentenced to death!
With the help of good lawyers, they were able to successfully appeal their sentence down to life imprisonment.
By a stroke of luck, a benevolent Sheik decided that they could be released after receiving just 20 lashes of the whip.
As they were preparing for their punishment, the Sheik said, "It’s my 1st wife’s birthday today, and she has asked me to allow each one of you one wish before your whipping".
The cubs fan was 1st in line (he had drunk the least), so he thought about this for a while and then said, "Please tie a pillow to my back." This was done, but the pillow only lasted 10 lashes before the whip went through. The cubs fan was carried away bleeding and crying.
The Red Sox fan was up next (he almost finished an entire 5th by himself), and after watching the scene, said "OK please fix 2 pillows to my back." But even 2 pillows could only take 15 lashes before the whip went through again, sending the Red Sox fan crying like a baby.
TheYankee fan was the last up ( he had finished off the crate- given his allegiance, who could blame him), but before he could say anything, the Sheik turned to him and said "you support the greatest baseball team in the world, your supporters are the best and most loyal fans in all the world. For this you may have 2 wishes"
"Thanks, your most royal highness’" the Yankee fan replied.
"In recognition of your kindness, my first wish is that you give me not 20, but 100 lashes".
"Not only are you an honorable, powerful man, you are also very brave," said the Sheik. "If 100 lashes is what you desire, then so be it. And your second wish? What is it to be?" the Shiek asks..
To which the Yankee fan replied... "Tie the Red Sox fan to my back."
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james on June 15, 2004 @ 1:34 pm |
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hahahhahahah |
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jeff miller on June 25, 2004 @ 5:13 pm |
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haha that is fuckin funny!!!!!!! go jeter! |
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loading... on July 8, 2004 @ 4:32 pm |
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Ok, slimmmmm. I’m sick and tired of this. I read your "Red Sox mixtures", and found out that all of them were taken from a "Yankees Suck" site. They were originally jokes against the Yankees. Reading this one, it’s the same exact problem. Come up with some original ideas. Then again, you’re a Yankees fan, so you probably don’t know anything. Go Red Sox! Jeter stinks! |
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Missy on July 27, 2004 @ 10:33 pm |
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Awesome joke....... You Rock!! Go Jeter ;) |
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Vixter on July 28, 2004 @ 12:05 pm |
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Good! GO YAnkees! Go Jeter! |
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Pat on July 31, 2004 @ 3:49 am |
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terrible joke...worst of all time perhaps |
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red sox rule on August 11, 2004 @ 9:38 am |
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i agree loading... red sox rule ny suck
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posadagirl on September 1, 2004 @ 12:54 pm |
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yankees rule!!! If they were on a red sox site first that’s just because whoever wrote them heard them from a yankee fan first!!!! Go SLIMMMMMMM.......... |
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loading... on September 1, 2004 @ 3:02 pm |
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3.5 games back |
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Yankee Hater on October 15, 2004 @ 7:36 pm |
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It’s a smart joke, so you know that a Yankee fan couldn’t have made it up. They’re way too stupid for that! I mean, their best joke was "Who’s your daddy?" and that is like the oldest one in the book! Obviously, this is a plagiarized joke.
PS. ARod and Jeter are in love! |
| From: |
Xavier Fredrick on November 12, 2004 @ 6:22 pm |
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Jeter sucks a rod |
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Deerhuntinbaby12 on January 2, 2005 @ 8:57 pm |
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what the fuck man a-rod and jeter rock..they both r like borthers to either other.and the damn red socks and the cub suck dick..YANKEES RULE.. |
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