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red sox mixtures
Posted by: slimmmmmmm on June 12, 2004 @ 1:15 am
Did you hear that the Post Office just recalled their latest stamps? They had pictures of Red Sox players on them ...people couldn’t figure out which side to spit on.
Q: What has 400 feet and 3 teeth?
A: The first row of the bleachers at Fenway Park.
Q:Who are the RED SOX?
A:The Red Sox are the French of Major League Baseball. Arrogant, condesending, self-important. A former power who can not accept mediocrity.
do u kno that my doctor told me to avoid excitement and large crowds? so I went out and bought myself season tickets to the Red Sox.
How do you spell Red Sox?
C.H.U.M.P.S. =
Constanly Having Unpleasant Memories of the Post Season
Four baseball fans, each from a major league city, are climbing a mountain.
On the way to the top, each is arguing about how loyal they are to their team and what they would do for their team.
As the climb progresses, the odds increase. Upon reaching the top, the Mets fan shouts, "This is for the Mets," and hurls himself off the top.
Next the Brave fan yells, "I love Atlanta, this is for the Braves," and hurls himself off the mountain.
Suddenly the Yankee fan yells "This is for everyone," and pushes the Red Sox fan off .
Q: What do Red Sox fans and sperm have in common?
A: One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.
Pedro Martinez is trying to graduate high school. His teacher says if you solve this math problem, you can graduate: What is 14-3? Pedro says 9, and the rest of the sox say, "give him another chance, give him another chance!" So the teacher says "Okay, what is 7+7?" Pedro says 10. The team members say "give him another chance!" The teacher says, "OK, what is 3x3?" Pedro says 9, and the rest of the Sox say "give him another chance, give him another chance!"
Q:what does your average red sox fan get on an i.q. test
A: Drool
Q:why would a yankee fan keep a red sox hat on the dashboard of his car?
A: so he can park in handicaped zones
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| From: |
soxfan on July 15, 2004 @ 12:49 pm |
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You loser! |
| From: |
loading... on July 17, 2004 @ 1:21 pm |
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Taking jokes from a Yankees Suck site. You are a loser, and obviously can’t come up with any real jokes. |
| From: |
Vixter on July 28, 2004 @ 12:02 pm |
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Good Jokes, too bad they aren’t original! GO YANKEES!!!!!!!!!!!!+ |
| From: |
Pat on July 31, 2004 @ 3:47 am |
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wow those jokes sucked |
| From: |
april on August 2, 2004 @ 10:53 pm |
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so what if the jokes aren’t original? the important thing is that your a yankee fan, so your okay in my book! GO YANKS! |
| From: |
gil on August 7, 2004 @ 11:18 pm |
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boston still sucks, go new york !! |
| From: |
red sox rule on August 11, 2004 @ 9:33 am |
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you sux stinky losor GO RED SOX |
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loading... on August 30, 2004 @ 9:37 am |
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Yankees are slippin’. 4.5 games back. |
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posadagirl on September 1, 2004 @ 12:49 pm |
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I think they’re great!!!! Go Yankees!!! 3.5 games! It doesn’t mean a thing!! We’re still going to be eating hotdaog in October!!!! Red Sox SUCKS!!!!! |
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posadagirl on September 1, 2004 @ 12:50 pm |
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I think they’re great!!!! Go Yankees!!! 3.5 games! It doesn’t mean a thing!! We’re still going to be eating hotdogs in October!!!! Red Sox SUCKS!!!!! |
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loading... on September 1, 2004 @ 3:02 pm |
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3.5 games back |
| From: |
Steinbrenner on September 20, 2004 @ 8:30 am |
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I am Satan |
| From: |
Tatiana on September 24, 2004 @ 10:52 pm |
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Pedro you SUCK!!! Yankees kick ass
I love you Posada |
| From: |
jennifer lopez on September 29, 2004 @ 9:31 pm |
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Yankees were and will always be the best team in baseball......besides Derek Jeter is completely gorgeous and the red sox are cursed. |
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loading... on October 5, 2004 @ 2:49 pm |
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What the F**K! All you Yankees fans are saying, "Yankees suck is the only thing Boston fans can say." Well, nearly every single Yankees fan here was said the same thing, which is "The Red Sox are cursed." Shut the hell up. |
| From: |
bucky dent on October 13, 2004 @ 2:04 pm |
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Keep dreaming redsox nation, you will never win. never. |
| From: |
NOSEMAR on October 13, 2004 @ 2:05 pm |
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IM routing for the YAnkees, Theo epstien is a dusch bag |
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Yankee Girl on October 13, 2004 @ 9:34 pm |
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Who’s Your Daddy?!
GO YANKEES!!
Boston suckssssss |
| From: |
oooteezzz on October 13, 2004 @ 10:40 pm |
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posada has no chin. he cant fold his bed sheets. |
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beast on October 13, 2004 @ 10:41 pm |
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jeter fucks little boys
posada resembles a ferret
steinbrenner should do the world a service and jump off a cliff |
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Killer Bs on October 14, 2004 @ 12:20 pm |
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ALCS 2-0 Yankees...Do I need to say more? And by the way...I’m sure that Schillin heard 55,000+ fans screaming "Who’s you’re daddy" last night to dirty Pedro!
Go Yankees!!!!!!!!!!!! Boston Sucks! |
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soxfanskeepthefaith on October 21, 2004 @ 10:07 am |
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ALCS 4-3 Red Sox......Do I need to say anymore? And by the way.....that is the taste of failure in your mouth!!!! Enjoy |
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dutch soxfan on October 23, 2004 @ 12:08 pm |
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hello..........anybody home in the house ( that Ruth.............................)?? |
| From: |
GOSOX on October 27, 2004 @ 8:57 pm |
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umm all u yankee fans speak of the lack of class w/ the red sox fans, then to make yourselves feel better, you write mean things about individual players. i can see not liking a particular team, but its below the belt to attack players from that team.. oh yea and whos in the world series ? |
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asdfg on October 28, 2004 @ 3:31 pm |
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Yankee Girl I can answer your questin to who my daddy is .. MY DADDY’S THE RED SOX BABY.. you chanted who’s your daddy and we stillll kicked your ass have fun watchign the game with the yankess ON THERE COUCH |
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YankeesBabbiGurl on November 1, 2004 @ 6:22 pm |
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Yankees Rock n u no it! There r just more Yankees fans than Red Sox FAns!!!Most of the ppl in Boston who goes to my school have said...YANKEES ROCK even tho they live in Boston! |
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SHAWN on December 17, 2004 @ 5:45 pm |
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WELL YOUR LITTLE STUPID FRIENDS ARE LOSERS.... AND THEY SHOULD ALL COE HOME TO BOSTON SO I CAN WHIP THERE LITTLE ASSES |
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SHAWN on December 17, 2004 @ 5:45 pm |
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WELL YOUR LITTLE STUPID FRIENDS ARE LOSERS.... AND THEY SHOULD ALL COE HOME TO BOSTON SO I CAN WHIP THERE LITTLE ASSES |
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LAUREN on December 17, 2004 @ 5:46 pm |
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WELL SHILLINGS WISH WAS TO SHUT UP THOUSAND OF YANKEE FANS UP AND HE ACCOMPLISH THAT GOAL! |
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LAUREN on December 17, 2004 @ 5:47 pm |
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WELL MISS J LO APPERENTLY U LIKE THE SOX WHEN YOU HAD UR LITTLE FLING WITH MR.AFFLEC U LOSER. |
| From: |
Mark brown on January 21, 2005 @ 6:15 pm |
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Redsox you suck.......Go yankees |
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Mark on January 21, 2005 @ 6:18 pm |
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you suck Redsox |
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Mark on January 21, 2005 @ 6:20 pm |
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you suck Redsox....jonny damon sucks...you losers.....GO nyy....... |
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COOLNESS on April 14, 2005 @ 9:04 pm |
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I LOVE IT SLIMMMMMMMMMMMM |
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John Gage on April 27, 2005 @ 3:34 pm |
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Boston sucks hard and are Mother^$@!@. GOOOOOOOOO YANKESSSSSSSSSSS!!!! |
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