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A scotsman at a baseball game
Posted by: Croftsy on June 28, 2004 @ 6:54 am
A Scottish tourist attended his first baseball game in the US and after a base hit he hears the fans roaring "Run....Run!"
The next batter connects heavily with the ball and the Scotsman stands up and roars with the crowd in his thick accent: "R-r-run ya bahstard, r-run will ya!"
A third batter hits a slam and again the Scotsman, obviously pleased with his knowledge of the game, screams "R-r-run ya bahstard, r-r-run will ya!"
The next batter steadfastly holds his swing four times and as the ump calls a walk the Scotsman stands up and yells "R-r-run ya bahstard, r-r-run!"
All the surrounding fans giggle quietly and he sits down confused. A friendly fan, sensing his embarrassment, whispers to the Scotsman, "He doesn’t have to run, he’s got four balls."
After this explanation the Scotsman stands up in disbelief and screams, "Walk with pr-r-ride man! Walk with pr-r-ride!!!!"
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| From: |
Vixter on July 28, 2004 @ 11:58 am |
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Hillarious! I loved it. GO YANKEES!!!!!! |
| From: |
red sox rule on August 11, 2004 @ 9:28 am |
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yah Hillarious! I loved it. GO RED SOX!!!!!! HAHA |
| From: |
omar on September 9, 2004 @ 11:55 pm |
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great do dodgers
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| From: |
luke on October 2, 2004 @ 1:13 am |
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that was funny
GO MARINERS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ICHIRO JUST BROKE THE SINGLE SEASON HIT RECORD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TAKE THAT EVERYONE |
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redsoxnation on February 22, 2005 @ 8:15 pm |
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fucking luke... ichiro, he’s great and all, but the mariners, come on man |
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