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baseball fans
Posted by: soxfan on June 30, 2004 @ 9:46 pm

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Three baseball fans were on their way to a game when one noticed a foot sticking out of the bushes by the side of the road. They stopped and discovered a nude female dead drunk. Out of respect, the Cubs fan took off his cap and placed it over her right breast. The Red Sox fan took off his cap and placed it over her left breast. Following their lead, the Yankee fan took off his cap and placed it over her crotch.
The police were called and when the officer arrived, he conducted his inspection. First, he lifted up the Cubs cap, replaced it, and wrote down some notes. Next, he lifted the Sox cap, replaced it, and wrote down some more notes. The officer then lifted the Yankees cap, replaced it, then lifted it again, replaced it, lifted it a third time, and replaced it one last time.
The Yankee fan was getting upset and finally asked, "What are you, a pervert or something? Why do you keep lifting and looking, lifting and looking?"
Well," said the officer. "I am simply surprised. Normally when I look under a Yankees hat, I find an asshole."


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From: loading... on July 13, 2004 @ 10:47 am
Comment: So true, so true.

From: Vixter on July 28, 2004 @ 11:55 am
Comment: Read this joke on a different site yesterday... THAT WAS COPYRIGHTED!!!! GO YANKEES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

From: red sox rule on August 11, 2004 @ 9:23 am
Comment: that rocked haha

From: omar on September 9, 2004 @ 11:53 pm
Comment: thats some funny shit

From: mike on October 11, 2004 @ 6:58 am
Comment: not funny, it was so predictible, I guess your only hope is bashing Yankee fans. Good Luck, IDIOTS!!

From: Shawn on December 17, 2004 @ 5:41 pm
Comment: well you know what mike, you can just go suck some arod

From: Jill on December 18, 2004 @ 11:36 am
Comment: Wut the hell kinda name is Vixtor!?!?!?!

From: chelita on March 11, 2005 @ 12:20 am
Comment: you all hate on the yankees but who has the best record?????? definatly not the cubs or the red sox... what now

   
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