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Einstein at a Party
Posted by: soxfan on June 30, 2004 @ 9:52 pm
Albert Einstein arrives at a party and introduces himself to the first person he sees and asks, "What is your IQ?"
The man answers, "241."
"That is wonderful!" says Albert. "We will talk about the Grand Unification Theory and the mysteries of the universe. We will have much to discuss!"
Next, Albert introduces himself to a woman and asks, "What is your IQ?"
The lady answers, "144."
"That is great!", says Albert, "We can discuss politics and current affairs. We will have much to discuss!".
Albert then goes to another person and asks, "What is your IQ?"
The person answers, "51."
Albert ponders this for a moment, and then smiles and says,
"GO YANKEES"!!
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Chris on July 13, 2004 @ 4:52 pm |
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Your an ASS |
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vixter on July 28, 2004 @ 11:53 am |
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Good joke, wrong fan to read it..... GO YANKEES!!!!!!! |
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Pat on July 31, 2004 @ 3:44 am |
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hahahah great joke...loved it |
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sox suck on August 9, 2004 @ 9:14 pm |
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that would be true if the red sox didn’t trade the bambino for fuckin opera tickets that the stupid manager needed. the red sox suck and will always suck so just get used to it. |
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red sox rule on August 11, 2004 @ 9:18 am |
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the red sox rule ny sux you get used to it joke was good but i get it go yankees cause the guy has a low IQ right??!!
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red sox rule on August 11, 2004 @ 9:19 am |
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the red sox rule ny sux you get used to it joke was good but i get it go yankees cause the guy has a low IQ right??!!
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Justin on October 15, 2004 @ 11:35 am |
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Yankess suck like u |
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Better than you! on October 22, 2004 @ 10:38 pm |
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You have to respect The Sox as players. You can’t deny their ability or the way you might squirm when Ortiz or Ramirez step to the plate. What I hate are the fans. It’s the fans that make me hate the Sox. They’re rude and psychotic about a what they call a rivalry. There is no rivalry. The teams aren’t even comparable. The Yanks happened to have a bad spell and allowed the lesser team to prevail. Try sitting at Fenway and having garbage thrown at you for cheering on the Yankees. I’ve been there. That doesn’t happen in New York. Red Sox fans suck and have no class. The Sox look like a bunch of Crack Heads. I can’t wait to see the Sox lose the series again. Go Cards! |
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Hey on October 27, 2004 @ 8:53 pm |
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Whos up 3-0 in the series? thats what i thought |
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redsoxnation on February 22, 2005 @ 8:12 pm |
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who won the fucking world series this year, the sox did... hmmm |
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yanks!! on April 6, 2005 @ 10:02 am |
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Who ever wrote that joke was a dumb ass cuz you got it wrong.......its just like a stupid red sox fan to change the joke around cuz he couldnt think of his own comebacks.....CAN WE SAY R-E-T-A-R-D |
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