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Train tunnel
Posted by: Chiller_97 on July 4, 2004 @ 3:08 am

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Four people are sitting in a train: a Yankee player and a Red Sox player next to each other facing a very unattractive old hag who is sitting next to a gorgeous supermodel-like young girl. The two boys are sitting facing the two ladies. Suddenly, the train goes into a tunnel and for an instant, there is complete darkness, there is a kissing sound followed by the sound of a slap.

The old hag thinks to herself how wonderfull it is that even in this modern era, a girl has self-respect for herself. The pretty girl thinks to herself: "Why would any of these boys try to kiss that old hag when I am sitting right here ?!?". The Yankee has his hand on his cheek (turned red) thinks to himself in anger: "That stupid Red Sock must’ve tried to kiss the girl and she thought it was me!". The Red Sock thinks to himself "That was nice! I hope the train goes into a tunnel again so that I can make a kissing sound and slap that Yankee again!"


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From: gil on August 7, 2004 @ 11:11 pm
Comment: boston still stinks / suck’s in any tunnel !!! GO NY

From: red sox rule on August 11, 2004 @ 9:14 am
Comment: i like you joke RED SOX RULE !!!!!!!!!!! NY SUX

From: posadagirl on September 1, 2004 @ 12:35 pm
Comment: that joke sucked!! Yankees still rule!!

From: michael on September 18, 2004 @ 3:17 pm
Comment: haha nice

From: Dano on October 18, 2004 @ 11:30 am
Comment: Red Sox rule! keep the faith!

From: jason on October 20, 2004 @ 1:37 am
Comment: Go Bo Sox, fuck the yankees and the fairweather train they rode in on cuz ortiz put the smack down on you yankee biatcches now who’s ya daddy biatttccchhh

From: Tara on November 20, 2004 @ 7:48 pm
Comment: the Red Sox are awesome I a New England fan all the way ....Fuck those Yankees

   
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