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New York v. Boston
Posted by: sox suck! on July 24, 2004 @ 4:02 pm

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What’s the difference between New York and Boston?

Over 150 miles and 20 plus World Series Championships.


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From: vixter on July 28, 2004 @ 11:50 am
Comment: Cute joke, but it’s actually 215 miles and 20 +championships.... I know, I bought it as a T-SHirt 3 years ago! GO YANKEES!( I love Derek Jeter!)

From: red sox rule on August 11, 2004 @ 9:10 am
Comment: you people suck i hate the yakes red sox rule!!!!!!

From: ass on August 12, 2004 @ 2:13 pm
Comment: it is a shity joke

From: NomarNomore on August 22, 2004 @ 6:23 pm
Comment: all u redsox fans are the same
lazy arrogant and losers

From: Lick my balls on August 30, 2004 @ 10:07 am
Comment: Hey fuck all you fairweather yankees fans. If anyone is arrogant it’s yankees fans. Read the fucking joke.

From: ha on August 30, 2004 @ 12:29 pm
Comment: ha i love it...it’s hilarious when ppl say "yankees suck, red sox rule!" the yankees, do NOT suck, considering they have 26 championships, sorry they just don’t suck...true, you may not like them, but that doesn’t mean they suck, also red sox rule? if they "ruled" they would have won once in the past 86 years, so you like the red sox, they don’t rule

From: unknown on September 2, 2004 @ 9:47 pm
Comment: go cubs

From: xxx on September 4, 2004 @ 12:35 am
Comment: a redsock fan goes to court because his parents abuse him
So the judge asked if wanted to stay with his dad
he said no because his dad beats him
What about ur moms said the judge
no, she beats me to
so the judge asked who his favorite family member was
he did not have one
so he said can i go with the redsocks they never beat anyone



From: JP in Philly on September 8, 2004 @ 6:54 pm
Comment: Here’s another one; What’s the difference between Yankee Stadium and Fenway Park? Answer: You can get a hotdog in Yankee Stadium in October! Yankees Rule!!!

From: redneck on September 30, 2004 @ 11:59 am
Comment: fuck the red sox go yankees

From: blahh on October 5, 2004 @ 8:56 pm
Comment: GOD THE YANKEES SUCK I DONT CARE IF U SAY UR A FAN UR A LOSER, CONCIDEDDD JETER IS AHH HE CAN SUCK AROD, AND POSADA IS A LITTLEE BE OTCHH SO YEA, red sox will take it home the yankees will cry to their moms.. so yea everyone needs to stop liking the yankers

From: GO FUCK YOURSELVES.. on October 9, 2004 @ 12:23 pm
Comment: STUPID FUCKIN YANKEE FANS! I DONT CARE WHAT YOU SAY THE SOX DESERVE THE SERIES MORE THEY WORKED HARDER FOR IT>>>JUST BECAUSE YOU USE SO MUCH MONEY ON YOUR DAMN BASEBALL TEAM DOESNT MEAN YOU ACTUALLY DESERVE IT YOU FUCKIN YANKE FANS...HEY JEETER

From: FAN OF THE BEST TEAM on October 9, 2004 @ 12:25 pm
Comment: YANKEES SUCK!

From: elizabeth on October 9, 2004 @ 12:25 pm
Comment: YEAH THEY DO SUCK! GO FUCK YOURSELVES YANKEES!

From: NYBravest24 on October 11, 2004 @ 5:17 pm
Comment: BOSTON SUX! 1918 BIATCH! WHOS YOUR DADDY PEDRO?

From: yankees all the way on October 12, 2004 @ 7:17 pm
Comment: man shit yall r stupid can u NOT read numbers? the sport belongs to the yankees! the red sox hav won wat 6 world series? OOOO big deal i luv the joke and i luv urs sooo much ’xxx’..jokesssss...n eway yall r jealous of the yankees ya das right JEALOUS. n pedro needs to carry his frickin ass to sandalins he pushin down one 70 year old man! check yaselves man!.. n jeter (NOT JEETER) is soooo friggin fine ooo man

From: UNKNOWN on October 12, 2004 @ 8:03 pm
Comment: THE YANKEES FUCKEN SUCK MY DAMN BALLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!GO RED SOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

From: Alex on October 17, 2004 @ 11:59 am
Comment: 19-8 enough said...lol Redsux Yanks show off modern version of Murderer’s Row

From: i luv the yanks on October 17, 2004 @ 12:26 pm
Comment: the yankees are going to beat the fuckin shit out of the redsox

From: BOSTON RULES on October 18, 2004 @ 12:43 am
Comment: I hate the yankees and their fans can go to hell BOSTON ALL THE WAY!!!!!!!! GO RED SOX

From: RED SOX BABY on October 19, 2004 @ 11:05 am
Comment: all you yankee fans can fuck yourselfs cuz the redsox got this we ain’t never scared bitches nd i dun give a fuck how many world series the yankees won there gunna loose this year bitches!!!

wh0sze ya papii --> 0rtiiz =)

From: jason on October 20, 2004 @ 1:34 am
Comment: all i have to say is it doesn’t matter how many miles lie between boston and new york or how many championships they’ve won (no offense but look at the chicago bulls), with that said look at the victor of games 4, 5, and 6 cuz like my friend said above. .who’s your papi biattttchhhhhhhh

From: SCENE on October 20, 2004 @ 11:40 am
Comment: I just want to note, to NOMARNOMORE, getting rid of Nomar was the best thing the sox could do especially for what they got. And the sweeping comment, what do you know about games 4,5 and 6..... I can say two things, WHO"S YOU’RE PAPI!!!! and What do you call 55,000+ Yankees Fans? ..... Schill shocked! BEEEEEOOOOTCHES!!!! GO RED SOX

From: Go Sox!! on October 20, 2004 @ 2:52 pm
Comment: Wow, to all you yankee fans who are like the yankees are going to kill the sox I want to say FUCK YOU. The Red Sox have just made history and the yankees could of beat them 3 times to go on to the world series.
On another note how dumb is a-rod, you don’t slap the ball out of someones glove when jetet could have scored a run. Don’t even argue that is how you run we all saw it.
Go Sox!!!!!!!!!!! 2004!!!!!!!!!!!!!

From: Zz on October 20, 2004 @ 7:25 pm
Comment: Did you hear that the postal service just recalled their latest stamps? They had pictures of yankee players on them.... people couldnt figure out what side to spit on.



ohhh whats this game 7 not so great now are yah yankees?

From: sox on October 20, 2004 @ 8:14 pm
Comment: r all u yankee fans proud of a rod for cheating in the game, o wow how great of him to wack the fucking ball ou tof r hands,we r gonns kick ass tonight and the better team is gonna win not some stuck up assholes who show off to the camera everytime they get up to bat
SO KISS MY ASS



From: billy on October 20, 2004 @ 11:40 pm
Comment: sorry to all you sox fans....but you missed the band wagon....how do you expect to jump on and support the yankees

From: Go Sox!! on October 21, 2004 @ 7:08 am
Comment: Guess what the red sox are going to the world series!!!!!!!!!!
YANKEES SUCK

GO BOSTON RED SOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

From: Theeeeeeee....... on October 21, 2004 @ 2:20 pm
Comment: .......Yankees Lose!

From: Yanks are losers on October 22, 2004 @ 1:57 pm
Comment: Those assholes finally lost. and I knew they were going to lose to begin with!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

From: Yanks and sox suck on October 22, 2004 @ 2:01 pm
Comment: Both Yanks and the redsox suck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FUCK those damn Yankees and screw those fuckin Red Sox!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

From: Yanks and sox suck on October 22, 2004 @ 2:01 pm
Comment: Both Yanks and the redsox suck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FUCK those damn Yankees and screw those fuckin Red Sox!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

From: yankees fuckin suck on October 22, 2004 @ 5:01 pm
Comment: yankees suck jeter swallows

From: yankee suck on October 22, 2004 @ 10:07 pm
Comment: what do you call a team that is up in the series 3-0 and loses 4 straight?

The Yankees




Yankees suck steinbrenners left ass cheek

From: Better than you! on October 22, 2004 @ 10:40 pm
Comment: You have to respect The Sox as players. You can’t deny their ability or the way you might squirm when Ortiz or Ramirez step to the plate. What I hate are the fans. It’s the fans that make me hate the Sox. They’re rude and psychotic about a what they call a rivalry. There is no rivalry. The teams aren’t even comparable. The Yanks happened to have a bad spell and allowed the lesser team to prevail. Try sitting at Fenway and having garbage thrown at you for cheering on the Yankees. I’ve been there. That doesn’t happen in New York. Red Sox fans suck and have no class. The Sox look like a bunch of Crack Heads. I can’t wait to see the Sox lose the series again. Go Cards!

From: who is this loser ^ on October 23, 2004 @ 12:00 am
Comment: u cant blame us for throwing trash at u retarded yankee fans. why r u at fenway anyway, ur not welcome. SO SUCK UR MOMMAS RIGHT ASS CHEEK
cards and yankees suck
c ya at the world series

From: yankees fuckin suck on October 23, 2004 @ 2:05 pm
Comment: no we wont see them at the world series they suck too much they couldent make it

From: Go Sox!! on October 25, 2004 @ 3:30 pm
Comment: Guess whose not in the world series the yankees, guess who is the RED SOX.
Who all you yankees fans can eat your own shit and shut the fuck up
GO RED SOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

From: RedSoxNation on October 25, 2004 @ 3:35 pm
Comment: to who ever said that the all red sox fans we don’t live in Mass. should burn in hell FUCK YOU i live in Maine and ever1 here loves the sox It doesn’t even matter where you live!!
2004 bady Go Sox!!!!!!!!!

From: Yankees are terrible on October 27, 2004 @ 2:46 pm
Comment: Fuck the Yankees. The fucking yankees are officially dethroned. Take all your World Series rings and shove them up your ass because that is all in the past. We are the new champions. 1918? Try 2000 the last time your shitty ass overpayed and over rated team won. And thats the last time you will ever win. I dont ever want to here you brag again...you don’t hear the Romans bragging about the sweet empire they used to have., because their asses got beat, atleast they weren’t up 3-0 and choke.

From: jay on October 28, 2004 @ 1:30 pm
Comment: fuck the bitch ass red sox go yankees

From: jay on October 28, 2004 @ 1:30 pm
Comment: fuck the bitch ass red sox go yankees

From: Boston Blows on October 29, 2004 @ 7:59 am
Comment: For a team that hasn’t won anything worth a shit in the last 86 years, Boston fans have a lot to say. why don’t all you "new" boston fans kiss my pinstriped ass. You know who you are, all you idiots that ran out and bought your brand new hats,shirts, and jackets after the red sox finally pulled their heads out of there asses to finally beat the YANKEES in a postseason match up. Hey chowderheads you guys still suck!! If you want to be fairweather fans at least wash the creases out of your brand new gear..................Boston will never be America’s Team. by the way, now that you finally won will you little BITCHES still be whining like you always do? Fuck Boston!!!!!!!!

From: Republican on October 30, 2004 @ 8:04 pm
Comment: You guys still have the chance to sink Boston next week. Vote bush!!!!!!!!!!!


From: Captain Arrow on October 31, 2004 @ 12:34 pm
Comment: From lloking at many of the comments made here about the Red Sox - I guess we can the REEL joke

From: Tommy on October 31, 2004 @ 3:26 pm
Comment: hey boston blows ......haha i bet u think u feel all big now sayin all those things.......well guess wat?? take it up the ass u little quief!!!! i dare u to say that in bosten they will fuckin shoot u ....... BLOW ME

From: rffgghfhgh on November 2, 2004 @ 11:46 pm
Comment: redsocks suck my balls

From: sara on November 4, 2004 @ 7:33 pm
Comment: sorry yankee fans but guess who won the world series this year? RED SOX! so shove that curse right up ur asses cause its ovahhhhhhh!!!

From: f-boston.com on November 9, 2004 @ 12:18 am
Comment: Funny how Red Sox fans have the nerve to complain about the Yankees buying championships when the Sox became the highest paid team ever to win a title.

From: kaz on December 2, 2004 @ 6:03 pm
Comment: hey yankees fans they blew a 3 game lead. thats all i hafta say

From: giambi took steriods on December 2, 2004 @ 6:05 pm
Comment: giambi is in court haha

From: yankees suck on December 2, 2004 @ 6:07 pm
Comment: steinbrenner ruined baseball and jeter tosses arods salad.....................arod is an ahole.....................................and the jets suck.........................second place behind another boston team...........

From: whos ur daddy on December 2, 2004 @ 6:11 pm
Comment: HEY YANKEES FANS


WHOS YOUR DADDY (cardinals, you guys just suck massive ass)


From: griffin december 28 on December 28, 2004 @ 10:17 am
Comment: hey all you red sox fans go fuck yourselfs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!~

From: Tommy on March 3, 2005 @ 10:42 pm
Comment: yah i know alot about the red sox and almost all of the yankees fans do not have a world series ring but all of the red sox do so u guys only look at the past and how it was only 1 time well look at the stats ASSHOLES so get updated

From: Fuck you on March 9, 2005 @ 9:46 pm
Comment: All of you people waste your lives doing this shit. Fuck off and do something worth while

From: red sox hatter on March 13, 2005 @ 8:55 pm
Comment: WRITE BACK YOU BOSTON PUNKS

ARE YOU AFRAID?!

From: redsox rock!!!!!!!!! on April 6, 2005 @ 10:37 pm
Comment: redsox are the bomb for your nodice . yankees are going to hell!!!!

From: kurdt on April 13, 2005 @ 12:16 am
Comment: no, the boston punks aren’t afraid, we just know that ’red sox hatter’ is dumb enough to sit
in front of his computer for weeks waiting for us to respond

From: sox rule on June 29, 2005 @ 9:52 am
Comment: they should have used a bigger plane

   
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