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Custody
Posted by: Liz on July 29, 2004 @ 5:36 pm

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A little boy was sent to court along with his parents for a child custody case. When the Judge asked the little boy if he wanted to live with his mother, the little boy said, "No".
"Why?" asked the Judge.
"Because she beats me!" he responded.
"Then you’ll go to live with your father!"
"No! He beats me too!"
"Then who do you want to live with?"
"The Boston Red Sox."
"Why?"
"Because they never beat anyone!"


Add your own comment

From: red sox rule on August 11, 2004 @ 9:03 am
Comment: hey i like the boston red sox

From: no,the braves rule on August 28, 2004 @ 1:11 am
Comment: the braves are better!!!!!

From: haha on August 30, 2004 @ 12:27 pm
Comment: ahahaha that was great, 1918 biatch

From: jason on October 20, 2004 @ 1:28 am
Comment: all i have to say is look at games 4, 5, and 6 of the ALCS. . .for all those band wagon fans that don’t know what faithful loyal fans are

From: Montroy on November 20, 2004 @ 10:54 pm
Comment: Fuck you Jason the NY is going to Rock next season

From: yankeesbabbigurl on November 23, 2004 @ 12:02 am
Comment: dont wait itl next season i can feel the yankees heat right ow

From: lauren on December 17, 2004 @ 5:36 pm
Comment: but ehy blew it this year

From: lauren on December 17, 2004 @ 5:36 pm
Comment: but ehy blew it this year

From: lauren on December 17, 2004 @ 5:36 pm
Comment: but ehy blew it this year

From: matt on December 17, 2004 @ 5:37 pm
Comment: all you new york yankees fans can kiss this

From: kurdt on April 11, 2005 @ 11:32 pm
Comment: i like the red sox, and that was pretty damn funny. kudos

   
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