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Posted by: kutty on October 9, 2004 @ 1:08 am

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A Yankee fan was enjoying himself at the game in a packed Yankee Stadium, until he noticed an empty seat down in front. He went down and asked the guy next to it if he knew whose seat it was.

The guy said, "Yes, that’s my wife’s seat. We have never missed a game since Joe DiMaggio played, but now my wife is dead."

The fan offered his sympathy and said it was really too bad that he couldn’t find some relative to enjoy the game with.

"Oh no - I can." the guy replied. "It’s just that they’re all at the funeral."


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From: YaNkEeS rOcK on October 12, 2004 @ 7:08 pm
Comment: yankees all da way dont mess!

From: Jeff on October 12, 2004 @ 11:15 pm
Comment: Hahaha the yanks fans are stupid

From: Dano on October 18, 2004 @ 11:27 am
Comment: hahaha yea they are... yankees suck

From: Derek on October 18, 2004 @ 11:44 pm
Comment: Red sux = biggest losers in sports history.

From: boston baby on October 19, 2004 @ 11:07 am
Comment: yeahh 0rtiz show the yankees whuts up baby! we got this redsox 04’ we ain’t never scared !

wh0sze ya papii --> 0rtiiz =)

From: boston baby on October 19, 2004 @ 11:07 am
Comment: yeahh 0rtiz show the yankees whuts up baby! we got this redsox 04’ we ain’t never scared !

wh0sze ya papii --> 0rtiiz =)

From: LUKE on October 23, 2004 @ 10:15 pm
Comment: YA GO DAVID ORTIZ


WHO’S YOUR PAPI

From: SDFASDF on October 28, 2004 @ 3:22 pm
Comment: why the fuck woudl you miss a funeral to see a yankees game?

From: yankeesbabbigurl on November 22, 2004 @ 11:58 pm
Comment: my papi is robert f. whos ur daddy? at least no one from the yankees are mentally challenged n say that their rival is their daddy!

From: yanks on December 3, 2004 @ 3:31 pm
Comment: new yorks the best

From: stephanie on December 14, 2004 @ 11:04 pm
Comment: they get excited over one win in 86 years. How many have the Yankees had! ENOUGH SAID!!! We will always dominate

From: jb on March 5, 2005 @ 8:21 am
Comment: that was neat

   
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